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A Kiwi walked into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and said, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

 

His girlfriend replied, "I think you'll find that's not a pig but a sheep, you idiot."

 

The Kiwi said, " Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

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