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BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!!

 

Hillary Clinton phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!â€

 

After some cajoling, the president's.assistant finally agreed to wake him up.

 

“Okay, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?†grumbled Trump.

 

“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,†begged Hillary.

 

“Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the mortuary,†answered President Trump.

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