Palatkik Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots 12. PARADOX: Two physicians!! 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!! 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when ma husband goes oot to the darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the followingMonday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said "next Monday, when ye go oot to the darts, leave a wee bit early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so ye can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Dae you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, aye," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department... very generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did ye see it?" "Aye," he said, "but why the hell did ye have to show her yours." "Why ever are ye worried aboot that?" she said. "Ye've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mekong Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Old ones are the best .... I was a member of the Darts Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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migrant Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Happy hour in Alabama A redneck is driving a back road in Alabama when he sees a pickup parked alongside the road with a grill next to it. A sign says "Chicken Breasts and Beer." "Lord Almighty!" He exclaims. "My three favorite things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Whilst having sex the guy suddenly stopped & didn't move. The girlfriend asks "What are you doing?". He said "I've seen this online, it's called buffering". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Whilst having sex the guy suddenly stopped & didn't move. The girlfriend asks "What are you doing?". He said "I've seen this online, it's called buffering". I thought I posted this in photo format recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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