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Well the one on the left would be good for sorting out armed intruders...

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Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge

This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

And...if you don't send this to five senior friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing today.

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On 11/28/2018 at 1:49 AM, Coss said:

Well the one on the left would be good for sorting out armed intruders...

 

If the Japanese don't harpoon her ...

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