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Curiously, apropos of the above,  I went to the airport recently,  I used to like airports, for the people watching, very interesting and enjoyable, now I don't, I hate 'em all.

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I  just found out why fish smell, like cunt.

 

God sees Adam in the Garden of Eden and asks if he's seen Eve around. Adam says they just finished making love and she's down by the river washing up. The skies darken, thunder booms as lighting races across the sky and God screams NOOOOOOOO!!! Adam cowers in fear and asks why the Lord is displeased. God cries HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET THAT SMELL OUT OF THE FISH???

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