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bust, April 17, 2007 in The board bar
little rocket man as a kid
Liz and Charles
The motorist, a blond, was unable to start her car. The Patrolman, who knew a little about cars, popped the hood and fiddled around with the engine. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
from the Greatest Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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