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little rocket man as a kid

 

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Liz and Charles

 

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The motorist, a blond, was unable to start her car. The Patrolman, who knew a little about cars, popped the hood and fiddled around with the engine. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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from the Greatest Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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