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On 1/26/2020 at 1:39 PM, Flashermac said:

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On one of my first trips to Thailand about 97/98 a mate and I who had far too much cash and drunk far too much bought a 5 year old elephant. 400,000 baht I seem to remember. Fuck knows how he had the cash, so we walked around with it to bars, and then with their truck took it to my place, thinking it would be a great idea for my wife to wake up on the 9th floor and see a small elephant in the unit. Thankfully I suspect we couldn't get the elephant into the lift, we did try, 

The nice ex-owners bought it back from us for 350,000.

Best 50,000 drunk money ever spent my mate thought,

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Young man, streaking in the park, 3 old ladies had strokes,  but the 4th one wasn't quick enough.

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