Coss 930 Report post Posted December 26, 2020 - There were two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other ''Does this taste funny to you?'' - A woman told her doctor, ''I've got a bad back.'' The doctor said, ''It's old age.'' The woman said ''I want a second opinion.'' The doctor says, ''Okay, you're ugly as well.'' - Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant. - The other week I had to share my dressing room with a monkey. The producer came in and said: ''I'm sorry about this.'' I said, ''That's OK.'' He said, ''I wasn't talking to you.'' - I've got the best wife in England: The other one's in Africa. Tommy Cooper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
My Penis is hungry 311 Report post Posted December 27, 2020 I don't get the aerial one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
My Penis is hungry 311 Report post Posted January 5 Funny you post this, I made a new skirt just this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
My Penis is hungry 311 Report post Posted January 5 Black is very slimming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coss 930 Report post Posted January 5 when i first saw you , your hair blowing in the wind......and you ......too proud to run after it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
