Any New Jokes

[cavanami 576]

Works for me!!!

[Coss 931]

 

 

 

 

 

[Coss 931]

When two Starships meet each other and they are the same way up, it is because there is a universally measured constant, a  "down" standard,  for Starship orientation.

Every Starship has a piece of buttered toast in a gravity simulation chamber. Little robot arms pick it up and drop it four times a minute. A running count is kept, of which way up it lands. This is how the navigation systems know which way is down. Even when light years away from any gravitational field.

Klingon ships use a slice of K'gacch spread with T'rk'lagg, for the same effect.

[Mekong 710]

Jesus Christ was your Original Millenial

   Still lived at home with his Mum and Step Dad until his mid 30s

   Fermented his own Alcohol

   Thought he was Gods gift to the world

   Tried to start a career as an influence because he had 13 followers

[Mekong 710]

Ah, “Instagram influencers”...

...I remember back when they were simply called hookers

[Coss 931]

[Coss 931]

the plus side of being a meth head...................only 3 more sleeps till christmas 

[Coss 931]

 

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[cavanami 576]

[Mekong 710]

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