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On similar lines, but this is true.   MLG wants to send a small parcel to the USA from NZ. OK Wrap it and we're off to the post office. Post it in Mid December. No tracking, too expensive.   After

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When two Starships meet each other and they are the same way up, it is because there is a universally measured constant, a  "down" standard,  for Starship orientation.

Every Starship has a piece of buttered toast in a gravity simulation chamber. Little robot arms pick it up and drop it four times a minute. A running count is kept, of which way up it lands. This is how the navigation systems know which way is down. Even when light years away from any gravitational field.

Klingon ships use a slice of K'gacch spread with T'rk'lagg, for the same effect.

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Jesus Christ was your Original Millenial

   Still lived at home with his Mum and Step Dad until his mid 30s

   Fermented his own Alcohol

   Thought he was Gods gift to the world

   Tried to start a career as an influence because he had 13 followers

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