The_Munchmaster Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Two old Scotsmen - MacDougal and McTavish - are sitting in the pub having a few pints of McEwanÃ¢??s. MacDougal says: Ã¢??Ow long we been friends?Ã¢?Â to which McTavish responds: Ã¢??Och! I dunno - 80, 90 year?Ã¢?Â Ã¢??Ah,Ã¢?Â says MacDougal, Ã¢??and good friends are we, nae?Ã¢?Â Ã¢??Aye, the best of friends,Ã¢?Â replies his drinking partner. After a sip, MacDougal says: Ã¢??Look, McTavish. IÃ¢??m an old man, in me dyinÃ¢?? days. IÃ¢??m not planning to be around much longer. So as me best friend, can I ask ye a favour?Ã¢?Â Ã¢??Anything, Mac. Anything at all,Ã¢?Â says McTavish. So MacDougal asks: Ã¢??When I die, would you take a bottle oÃ¢?? whiskey and pour it slowly over me grave?Ã¢?Â McTavish replies: Ã¢??Surely, old friend! Now as me best pal, can I ask you a favour back? Would you mind if I passed it through me kidneys first?Ã¢?Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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