Mekong Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 The “Must Try Harder” comment was aimed at the dumb septic who made this joke not the Kiwi who posted it. Come on Chap, I prefer mine Shaken not Stirred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Just for the pedants, Amazing how a colon is placed in a sentance can make a huge difference Mekong ate his friend's sandwich Mekong ate his friend's colon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must have been the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?" She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Waiting to be accused of plagerism, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 2 hours ago, My Penis is hungry said: Waiting to be accused of plagerism, You will be OK, the offense is Plagiarism not Plagerism From the Latin Plagiarius meaning Kidnapper who used a Plaga meaning a Net to capture. It was modified to Plagiarism to mean to Kidnap or .steal words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 So you haven't spotted it yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Dad jokes.... OK... and I'll be the first, those aren't mandarins they're oranges, in fact they're almost yellows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 4 hours ago, Coss said: and I'll be the first, those aren't mandarins they're oranges, in fact they're almost yellows A Mandarin is an Orange Doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 I love dad jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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