Coss Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 1 hour ago, Mekong said: The Milk is Plastic Bottles not Cartons Only Four Plastic Bottles not Six Correct, that they're plastic bottles not cartons. There are six, look closely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 5 hours ago, Mekong said: I wrote “Could be said as” i.e. Simplified English for ya! Haha I don’t get the advados/ milk one The Milk is Plastic Bottles not Cartons Only Four Plastic Bottles not Six From that I assume that 1 Plastic Bottles = 1.5 Cartons 1PB = 1.5C therefore 4PB = 6C I shouldn’t have to do algebra to get a joke. This one has your name written all over it 55555 http://thai360.com/index.php?/topic/37044-any-new-jokes/&do=findComment&comment=1479154 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 7 hours ago, My Penis is hungry said: So I get it now, What's up Stairs As in inquiring about their emotional state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bust Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 Not unusual in PNG to walk out the hotel lobby and find this 😊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Yap it's at the airport welcome community Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 That was out the back beside the Garden Bar next to the pool at the Holiday Inn Port Moresby. They often would show up in the lobby outside the function room. Perfect set on most of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. How do you like it here?" asked the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone." "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile. There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro! There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor! There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor! And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and everyone still calls me The Fucking Arab! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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