rookie Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so boring, we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take off my clothes and streak through that stupid Flower Show!!" "You're on!", said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely nude, streaked..as fast as an elderly lady can...through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st Prize for the Best Dried Arrangement!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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