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These are great balloons, and these balloons are making a lot of people very happy.

 

I have the biggest balloons anybody’s ever had

 

We have unbelievably great balloons.

 

I will be the greatest balloons president that God ever created.

 

I’m really rich! I have the most expensive, nice, perfect balloons. I’ll show you that in a second. And by the way: I’m not even saying that in a brag.

 

I will have the best balloons . . . and nobody has balloons better than me, believe me

 

I use the best balloon blowers. I know the best blowers. I’m in New York — I know the good ones, the bad ones. I always say: ‘I know the ones people think are good.’ 'I know people you’ve never heard of that are better than all of them'.

 

And, like, a lot of us are really good with balloons. I’m really good with balloons — I went to the Wharton School of balloon blowing.

 

 

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