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sayjann

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saw a great quote in the papers today..... :grinyes:

 

a guest at the wedding of Stevie Garrard said his wife looked beautiful,in fact 'as beautiful as Paris Hilton'........... :rotl::rotl::rotl:

 

so did they mean the wife looked like she was pissed,high on drugs,crying and calling for her momma or would just look good behind bars??????????

 

i bet Stevies' new wife will be looking for this quoter to throttle her..... :)

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saw a great quote in the papers today..... :grinyes:

 

a guest at the wedding of Stevie Garrard said his wife looked beautiful,in fact 'as beautiful as Paris Hilton'........... :rotl::rotl::rotl:

 

so did they mean the wife looked like she was pissed,high on drugs,crying and calling for her momma or would just look good behind bars??????????

 

i bet Stevies' new wife will be looking for this quoter to throttle her..... :)

 

Apparently Stevie's missus was wearing the new Paris Hilton perfume so she was probably confused :smirk:

 

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Got an email with these football chants...my personal favourite is the Andy Goram one...

 

 

> >Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man

> >United the other day:

> > "Park, Park, Where ever you may be

> > You eat dogs in your home country

> > But it could be worse

> > You could be a scouse

> > Eating rats in your council house"

> >

> >

> >Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at

> >Norwich:

> > "Your sister is your mother

> > Your uncle is your brother

> > You all f--- one another

> > The Norwich family

> > der der der der clap clap etc"

> >

> >Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper

> >had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

> > "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

> >

> >Charlton fans to Shaun Wright Philips:

> > "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

> >

> >

> >Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

> > "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

> >

> >

> >To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

> > "Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

> >

> >

> >To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted

> >for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

> > "Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

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I'm enjoying the preseason Sayjaan. Every time I open the fixtures link I see Arsenal are top of the league (where I'm sure they will remain). :)

 

I noticed that also on the 4thegame site. However, I m a slightly more pessimistic Gooner MM,my thought was that will bve the only time we will be top.

 

But you never know. Henry needs to stay. And Monsieur Wenger more over. If we can sign Trezeguet then Henry will be very contented, as they are big mates.

 

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We have to play everybody .....

Really' date=' you have to play everybody? I did not know that! :surprised:

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Looking at the following post you posted there seems to be a lot more that you don't know :neener:

 

On a more serious note, Trezeguet joining Arsenal would definitely boost their offense and I wouldn't want to see that happening.

 

Now if he decides to join Villa... :up:

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