junglesoup Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Thought these were quite funny... >Some of the finest double entendres on >> >British TV & Radio >> > > >> > > MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a >>male >> >astronomer >> > > for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They >>seem >> >cold >> > > out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in >>his >> > > shorts." >> > > >> > > Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie >>Fanny >> > > Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks >>Nick >> > >likes to >> > >use >> > > Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." >> > > >> > >> > MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: >> > > "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance >>he gets." >> > > >> > > JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice >>on World >> > > Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, >>and I >> >bet >> >he >> > > wished he had a hard on now." >> > > >> > > Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith >>Keppel >> >on >> > > This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by >>herself in >> > >bed >> > >last >> > > night." >> > > >> > > WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony >>McCoy's >> > > formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his >>legs and likes >> >what >> > > he sees." >> > > >> > > ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil >>Redmond: >> > > "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." >> > > >> > > CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v >>Lancashire >> > > match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely >>soft >> >hands >> > > he just tossed it off." >> > > >> > > >> > > CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North >>said: >> > > "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold >>night >> >like >> > > this." >> > > >> > > JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, >>asked: >> > > "What does it feel like >>being rammed up the backside by >> > > Barrichello?" >> > > >> > > >> > > STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much >>better >> > > today after a 69." >> > > >> > > THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's >>breath >> > > away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent >>erection." >> > > >> > > WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare >>for a >> >big >> > > race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a >>night >> >about >> > > coming from different positions." >> > > >> > > CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time >>Team >> > > Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." >> > > >> > >> > A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to >>have >> >snowed >> > > and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, >>where's >> > > that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did >>HE have >> >to >> > > leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were >>laughing >> > >so >> > >hard! >> > > >> > > US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold >>Palmer) is >> > > playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife >>takes out >> >his >> > > balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just >> > > said?!!!!" >> > > >> > > Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've >>got >> > >eleven >> > >Dicks on the field." >> > >> > >> > > >> > > Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - >>"Ah, isn't >> >that >> > > nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox >>of the >> > > Oxford crew." >> > > >> > > Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a >>lovely >> >horse. I >> > > once rode her mother." >> > > >> > > New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it >>when Daryl >> > > Gibson comes inside of him." >> > > >> > > Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is >>Gregoriava from >> > > Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing! >> > >> > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Brian Johnston of the BBC was commentating at an England v West Indies cricket match a long while back. Michael Holding was bowling to Peter Willey. Jonners came out with: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey..." Loved that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 some goodies for sure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorwolf Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 >>>>thanks >fo>>r >>>>>>> the>>> >>>sharp>> >edit>>>ing >> >>>>make>S >for >>>su>ch >>>>eas >y >>rea>>>ding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglesoup Posted June 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 >>>>thanks>fo>>r >>>>>>> the>>> >>>sharp>> >edit>>>ing >> >>>>make>S >for >>>su>ch >>>>eas >y >>rea>>>ding pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Great post... thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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