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Thought these were quite funny...

 

>Some of the finest double entendres on

>> >British TV & Radio

>> > >

>> > > MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a

>>male

>> >astronomer

>> > > for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They

>>seem

>> >cold

>> > > out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in

>>his

>> > > shorts."

>> > >

>> > > Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie

>>Fanny

>> > > Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks

>>Nick

>> > >likes to

>> > >use

>> > > Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

>> > >

>> >

>> > MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

>> > > "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance

>>he gets."

>> > >

>> > > JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice

>>on World

>> > > Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier,

>>and I

>> >bet

>> >he

>> > > wished he had a hard on now."

>> > >

>> > > Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith

>>Keppel

>> >on

>> > > This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by

>>herself in

>> > >bed

>> > >last

>> > > night."

>> > >

>> > > WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony

>>McCoy's

>> > > formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his

>>legs and likes

>> >what

>> > > he sees."

>> > >

>> > > ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil

>>Redmond:

>> > > "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

>> > >

>> > > CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v

>>Lancashire

>> > > match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely

>>soft

>> >hands

>> > > he just tossed it off."

>> > >

>> > >

>> > > CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North

>>said:

>> > > "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold

>>night

>> >like

>> > > this."

>> > >

>> > > JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix,

>>asked:

>> > > "What does it feel like

>>being rammed up the backside by

>> > > Barrichello?"

>> > >

>> > >

>> > > STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much

>>better

>> > > today after a 69."

>> > >

>> > > THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's

>>breath

>> > > away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent

>>erection."

>> > >

>> > > WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare

>>for a

>> >big

>> > > race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a

>>night

>> >about

>> > > coming from different positions."

>> > >

>> > > CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time

>>Team

>> > > Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

>> > >

>> >

>> > A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to

>>have

>> >snowed

>> > > and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,

>>where's

>> > > that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did

>>HE have

>> >to

>> > > leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were

>>laughing

>> > >so

>> > >hard!

>> > >

>> > > US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold

>>Palmer) is

>> > > playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife

>>takes out

>> >his

>> > > balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just

>> > > said?!!!!"

>> > >

>> > > Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've

>>got

>> > >eleven

>> > >Dicks on the field."

>> >

>> >

>> > >

>> > > Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -

>>"Ah, isn't

>> >that

>> > > nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox

>>of the

>> > > Oxford crew."

>> > >

>> > > Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a

>>lovely

>> >horse. I

>> > > once rode her mother."

>> > >

>> > > New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it

>>when Daryl

>> > > Gibson comes inside of him."

>> > >

>> > > Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is

>>Gregoriava from

>> > > Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!

>> >

>> >

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Brian Johnston of the BBC was commentating at an England v West Indies cricket match a long while back.

 

Michael Holding was bowling to Peter Willey.

 

Jonners came out with:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey..."

 

Loved that one!

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