Julian2 Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Bust was renowned for the length of his flute He tucked it away safe in his boot One night he got drunk Fell down with a clunk And a lady boy gave it a toot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Why are people so unkind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Why are people so unkind Munchie said a limerick has 5 lines.... So, TB....4 more posts and "Maybe"....just maybe....you'll be able to combine 5 posts into 1 entry....LOL Cheers...the Artist formally known as DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 The lass he brought home was a prize, With an alluring set of brown eyes, Her breasts so well kept, Were what he'd expect, But her penis was quite a surprise. LOL Reckon every "Newb" to LOS should be made to sit and watch...The Crying Game....on the way over....before allowed "entry" into the Kingdom Cheers The Artist formally known as DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Why are people so unkind Munchie said a limerick has 5 lines.... So' date=' TB....4 more posts and "Maybe"....just maybe....you'll be able to combine 5 posts into 1 entry....LOL Cheers...the Artist formally known as DC[/quote'] TB's limerick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Teddy....that's farkn CLASSIC LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 There was a young lad called Roy Who felt more woman than boy So a trip to Bangkok To lop off his cock And now he's known as Toy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Okay, I know I started it but there have now been 5 limericks about Katoeys. If this trend keeps up, OH is sure to weigh in on this subject. There once was a guy who dressed in a frock who tied pantyhose round the head of his cock pulling down and back up into his crack was a less painful option than the chopping block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 In light of the recent news, lets add one more There once was a striker named Ronaldo who suffered a blow to his ego looking to score with a dirty street whore he discovered "she" had no pink hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 I think I like this version better. There once was a striker named Ronaldo who suffered a blow to his ego while looking to score he discovered his whore came equipped with a pole and not with a hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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