SiLeakHunt Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 The concierge acts as a sentry While I rifle my bar lady's entry for I fear for my life If I'm caught by my wife that she'll cut off the proof that I'm gentry Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 On the last of my Bangkok Adventures I shagged an old bird with no dentures Her felatio was gummy I came on her tummy And I bid she enjoy her dementure Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 There is a feelancer called Nok Who yesterday gave me a shock Her buffalo was sick So she played with my dick Then she wasted the cash on a frock Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 We like to see naked ladies dance Give them tequila and they'd prance In a bar we called no name, When the song played it wasn't lame 20 baht and your donger was out of your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 There was a young man from Japan, who wrote verse that never would scan. When they said, "but the thing", "doesn't go with a swing", he said,"yes but I like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 I'm changing mine We like to see naked ladies dance Give them tequila and they'd prance In a bar we called no name, Unlike this lymeric it wasn't lame 20 baht and your donger was out of your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pe7e Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ghelseth hates tobacco, we know Great lengths to avoid it, he'll go His hatred of the weed, Knows no bounds, he'll conceed, But to shop the poor smokers is low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 An old cnut from Oz called Dumsoda Met a girl, in a Bar, whilst not sober She was "perfect" 'twas said and turned many a head Just a shame half the world paid.....and rode her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I think you're in the lead so far ! Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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