gobbledonk Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Had a wonderful time with two very funny Filipinas from the Beach Club in Malaysia, and we all laughed when I started to mount one of them and the other said 'Careful, is virgin !' :smirk: It was more about the timing and delivery than the line itself, and these were hardcore freelancers not new arrivals, but you've got to love that Filipina sense of fun : esp welcome in a bar that featured a hell of a lot of very hard looking women. The midget gal that grabs your dick the instant you've paid the cover charge should have something on YouTube - by the third night, I was backing into the place in an attempt to avoid the squirrel grip. Later, Gobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Had a wonderful time with two very funny Filipinas from the Beach Club in Malaysia, and we all laughed when I started to mount one of them and the other said 'Careful, is virgin !' Sounds like you had a great time .... Sense of humor is a wonderful thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderlust Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 The "I cherry girl" joke was hilarious the first 200 times I heard it but I got a bit tired of it after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted May 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 As I said, it was more about delivery than the line itself - I guess you really had to be there, wjavascript:void(0) smirkonderlust :smirk: (It also stands out as one of my happier moments in KL - subsequent encounters were somewhere between bizarre and depressing, leaving me with a fervent desire to catch the next plane back to Oz. Luckily, I found my way to the Nana Hotel instead ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Gobble - over all your Malaysia experience sounds better than you first wrote - how about a Thai Vs Malaysia Vs Phil post? Would be keen to see a comparison of girls food costs etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted May 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Thanks CTO, but I dont want to write that 'Trip Report', particularly in relation to costs. There is always someone on the board who will tell me that I paid too much (particularly given that it was low season), but the only money that I feel I truly wasted was on the Vietnamese 'sex robot', and even that had its funny moments. No one else bailed on me, and some even went well beyond the call of duty - I'm hopeful that this mirrors the experiences of others. I just wont be going near any Vietnamese midgets anytime soon. If I could do it again, I wouldnt bother going to KL - I would have spent the entire two weeks in the LOS, probably 5 nights BKK and the rest in Pattaya. As interesting as the whole Beach Club thing is, there was nothing there that you wouldnt find in the LOS for less money, and the sleazy Indian touts (and Malay ladyboys) made wandering the streets near my KL hotel an ordeal. Stick to the LOS (or PI, if thats your preference). Alternately, I've read good things about Brazil :smirk: Cheers, Gobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I also wouldn't call KL a sex destination - Thailand does that better - KL better in other ways that are far more livable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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