rookie Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 so much for trying to be a limericist...;-) I knew a gal named Noi, she isn't very smart. I fed her a cucumber, she thought it was a tart. She opened her mouth real wide then swallowed it down with pride. Now here's my 'cucumber' for her to take to heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronkdoldt Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Anyone ever seen a limerick in Thai??? There's Thai in Limerick: http://uk.holidaysguide.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-96942-thai_gourmet_limerick-i But a limerick in Thai? That's just wrong. Proof: [color:blue]"Bai DU-ay" Nong Icha bawk laeo "Tae GON bai rao den la kin khao" "Mai dai!" bawk farang "kwaam kit nii paang paang paang" "Mai pen rai" Icha bawk "Bai chuck wow!"[/color] My brain hurts now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronkdoldt Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Ah, me old mate Mr Cronkdolt! How's it hanging? It takes a limerick contest to drag you from your hidey hole? Somchai O'Malley has needs, and the lure of sudden wealth through pointless entertainment is a heady brew. And its raining here. Interesting limerick there. By chance you wouldn't be saying I has a small pecker now would ya? It's not like it's a huge enormous well-kept secret, is it? See you in the competition! May the best limerick win (mine). :smirk: :bangit: That's a whole smiley party ya got there. Nice to have friends. Good luck, formidable opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 There used to be a beer bar in Santa Monica called the Fox Inn, where the legendary host would chug beer extremely fast, play the piano and sing baudy limericks. I thought one up on the fly one night, and sang it for him. IIRC, it went something like this: There once was a man named The Fox who used to be shy as an ox 'till his patrons complained he was totally lame now he sings about snatches and cocks He liked it, but I would never enter it into a competition because of the weakness of the second line. Really hard to find a good rhyme for 'Fox' once you've already got 'cocks' sussed out. Suggestions welcome, although The Fox isn't around anymore and won't likely care. A great man, and a fine role model for any aspiring drinker. Foxxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 ...., but I would never enter it into a competition because of the weakness of the second line.... And because it isn't a limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Where did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 A limerick has five lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronkdoldt Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Probably not an improvement, but an idea for line two: Who sang about love and long walks Was The Fox the guy on The Man Show? He was doing something right, definitely. I'll bet he had been to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Was The Fox the guy on The Man Show? He was doing something right, definitely. I'll bet he had been to Thailand. Yes, he was on The Man Show. Don't know if he ever went to LOS, but I remember when he left for a tour of Oz in the eighties. Bar and TV show appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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