Julian2 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 I've just sent in two. I am thinking of another. C'mon you pussies we need 4 or 5 more entries to make it a contest. CTO? Munchie (a warm-up? Just send one in!)? Old Hippie? (Dude, you know you have one about Si Saket in you!), Julian? Let's go guys. My 1,000 baht will buy some beers at a meeting the end of June where ever the hell we meet up on a Friday! (I already sent in the 1st place winner, so go for 2nd and 3rd!) It's easy once you practice a few. Get lewd and crude. These are limericks. You know: There once was a girl from Nantuket etc. 5 lines. Easy. Give it a try and let's get a contest going. Cent I've already got mine in... all along these lines so you may as well give up now. There once was a great guy named Hugh Of champions he stands with the few The bar girls all say He's great in the hay So the prizes will go to J2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 A brown nose we know as J2 Tried to flatter the Judge, one Sir Hugh He thought he'd win easy By playing it sleazy But his entry was absolute Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted June 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Stop it guys! Please! I'm dying here! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronkdoldt Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 I've just sent in two. I am thinking of another. C'mon you pussies we need 4 or 5 more entries to make it a contest. . . . 5 lines. Easy. Give it a try and let's get a contest going. Cent Tough talk for someone operating at 2/3 potential, Mr. Cent, if indeed that is your name. I sent my 15 lines in just now, did you do your 5 more easy lines yet? And just what have you got against pussies? [color:green]There once was a quim Scrutinizer Who felt it his job to apprise her When others would stretch her He'd show up to fetch her Some alum to re-under-size her[/color] Oops, this one doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Ah, me old mate Mr Cronkdolt! How's it hanging? It takes a limerick contest to drag you from your hidey hole? :thumbup: Yes, I sent in my third five lines the other day, never fear. I am at the limit set. Interesting limerick there. By chance you wouldn't be saying I has a small pecker now would ya? You'd be right, but rude to be speaking out of turn about poor old Godzilla. Good to see you joining the contest! Excellent. This could turn out to be very interesting! Thank you Mr. Dolt. See you in the competition! May the best limerick win (mine). :smirk: :bangit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Anyone ever seen a limerick in Thai??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Flash asked for a limerick in Thai I suspect one would sound mai sabai They all love to kin khau Along with glasses of lao Anything else would be a pure lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 How about a limerick in Xhosa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Click clock click clock click clock clack Here's a limerick in Xhosa for Mac Or is that in San? It's the best I can... I'll ask Mandela if he ever gets back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 I had to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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