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Oy, so here's the scoop. All that shit I said about Bangsar Baru, fergettaboudit! I finally made it back there last night w/Pom Michael. It sucks now, many good bars are gone, and it was devoid of life -- at the once crowded Finnegan's, there were half a dozen customers at 2200! Other bars were not much better. And the big corporate mutherfuckers have ruined it to the most extreme, with a huge shopping mall and goofy yuppie chains where great seafood and hawker stall eating places once thrived. Very depressing. Avoid!!!!!

 

Now I'm not sure anymore of the *best* place in KL: some say Beach Club but I've never liked it; some say Sri Hartamas area is cool, but I've never been. So I'll throw Uncle Chili's into the mix. My preferred hotel bar, in the PJ Hilton. Decent (mostly local) crowds, has food, live -- tho far too loud -- music (my ears are still ringing) and chicks to pick up, both regular and working. But this is KL and drinkies are pricey. A double Chivas soda was RM75 (US$23) each :shocked: . After a couple, I figured that it was far cheaper to buy a RM480 (US$148) bottle for my stay here.

 

As a point of interest, do you know any other bar with a spikey-haired head-hunter as the bartender? Ya, Ms Iqka is an Iban from Borneo! Kewl.

 

Anyway, the night was decent. I was almost immediately "attacked" by a pair of Flippa hookers. They flanked me, and cooing sweet nothings while stroking my arms, they did their best to sell me, pretty much by saying "I want to sleep with you tonight." 555555555

 

While not unattractive, they were not up to my standards. I mean, if I am gonna have a li'l sumptin'-sumptin' on the side, she should look at least as good as my GF. They both fell short of that, so I threw them back into the pool.

 

But the Malay singer, wearing an impossible short and tight camo-print miniskirt was very hot. And fun to flirt with, which I did even tho' I did not have a chance.

 

And then there was the table of toms and dees (that's bull-dykes and lipstick-lesbians to non-Thai speakers). One of the dees was simply outstanding and I could not keep my eyes off of her. She was long and lean, about 5'7" with exquisitely tailored silk slacks that showed off her PLA (pert little arse!) perfectly. A nice tailored silk blouse, unbuttoned just enough to be sexy but not slutty topped it off. And she had that pageboy hair style that I find attractive on some gals. It suited her to a T, along with the 3" gold hoop earrings. She just pushed all the buttons for me!

 

And I kept looking over at her table, watching her bounce around and have a lot of fun. And, as you do, I got caught looking. More than once. But in Asia, I learned long ago that that is NOT a bad thing and not to look away. And I was rewarded with a sweet smile from her, which I returned along with a couple of raised eyebrows. And that got me a mean scowl from her tom LOL!

 

Later in the evening, the pretty dee comes over to me, grabs my hand, and says "dance with me." So we did for a few songs. She was Malay, but with fair skin. What a nice firm body, which I explored a bit during the closing time slow dance.

 

So we danced and talked and I asked her why, since it was obvious she was gay. She whispered in my ear: "sometimes I like soft things and sometimes I like hard things. Tonight I want soft, but maybe tomorrow I'll like it hard!" Fuck me! I about came in my pants right there. She asked me for my room number, which I supplied, and the group of them left. With more evil stares at me from the toms LOL! That was fun.

 

I doubt I'll ever see her again, but what a great memory.

 

And in a weird small-world story, Pom Michael's local biz friend knows a friend of a few of us boardies who is a musician and doctor here in Malaysia! Weird, but cool.

 

Cheers,

SD

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I was in Beach club a few weeks ago the few girls that were there were on edge. Seems the police had come in a few nights earlier and rounded up all the girls hauled them off to jail :(

 

Different reports were circulating as to why the girls were hauled off, such as not having a proper male escort, visa issues, etc. but the girls in the bar were looking for a customer to take them out ASAP and not really interested in hanging out and partying.

 

A few nights later, when I had to leave :banghead: it was much better, with quite a few good looking women.

 

I also checked out the Hard Rock as I heard that there were supposed to be girls in there but it was completely dead.

 

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Well, did Uncle Chili's again tonight. Cuz I'm lazy, worked a 14 hour day and it is in my hotel. Good fun, except for the US$100 bar bill for four drinks. Many working girls, more than regular girls. Not surprising, as it is Monday night.

 

But the best exchange was thus. I was sitting with my local friend Wong, who looks exactly like -- and I mean, seriously, doppelgänger like -- Lee Kwan Yew circa 1995. And he came from work and was wearing a nice suit.

 

The gal (a Malay hooker) who was trying to pick one of us up, told me that "You are very confident. You drink your whiskey and smoke your cigar like you are the big boss!"

 

I told her: "Yes, I AM a big boss, but my mate, Harry here, is the REALLY big boss!"

 

She was too young to get it... :dunno:

 

But I thought it very funny.

 

Cheers,

SD

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Geez.. starting to like women with boyz haircutz!

 

Thats a latent sign!

 

I'd be worried if I was you!!

:grin: :cover:

Dude, you have the balls to tell me I'm latent cuz I am flirting with a *girl* with short hair; and here you are posting a dozen posts in a thread about fags and ladyboys...

 

The mind boggles LOL! :clown:

 

Cheers,

SD

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