Hugh_Hoy Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Here they are. A total of 26 limericks submitted by 13 contestants ! Good work folks. I knew youâ??d come through. The voting will begin as soon as a voting poll is put up. You may vote for up to 5 entries. Voting will end at 12 noon, BKK time, Sunday, June 15. Results of the voting will not be displayed until after that time. Iâ??m not in charge of the poll, so I will have no better idea of how it is going than any of the rest of you. Thanks to all for your interestâ?¦and good luck to the contestants! 1. There was an old man from Chiang Rai His wife caught him out in a lie He claimed to be walking But she heard he was porking Now he sleeps with the pigs in the sty. 2. A young lad went off to Krung Tep And stumbled upon the first step He ended up wedded To the first lass he bedded No wonder it has a bad rep. 3. The petite and charming Thais Are a most appealing size. And those who hunt Young Asian cunt Will find heaven between their thighs 4. A maiden of old Angkor Wat Was famed for her fabulous twat. Men fell to their knees As they begged her to please, But to sniff it was all that they got. 5. An aging old punter named Hugh Annoyed one and all after a few The Bargirls all said We'd rather be dead So it was a case of no screw for Hugh 6. A Tagalog BG names Inez Was known for demanding such cleaness. She'd give men a scrub In a brass bottom tub, Before sucking their brown Filipenis. 7. I once had a girl from Bangkok Whose tits were as hard as a rock I wish I had known Before I got blown That those tits also came with a cock 8. To Bangkok Iâ??ll go on a flight Getting good sex there is never a fight Of course I have paid To get myself laid I feel it is every manâ??s right 9. I once knew a bargirl named Bob Who loved to suck on my knob She thought my poor meat Was an all day sweet treat That Bob sure made my knob throb 10. There was a guy with no arms and no legs, Who one day was suddenly dead, off a building he flew, suicide they claimed too, with a bag tied over his head. 11. There was a cute girl in a bangkok, Who all the men wanted to fock, Till she turned around, What you saw was profound, Inbetween her legs it was hard as a rock! 12. An old cnut from Oz, Khun Dumsoda Met a girl in a Bar, when not sober She was Perfect 'twas said and turned many a head A shame half the world paid and rode her 13. A lonely old lady called may Used to stroll in the park'cross the way. There she met an old hippie man Who fucked her and ran- Now she goes to the park every day. 14. CT liked to take the piss About a bar that couldnâ??t miss Turned out to be A delusion by the sea Nasty stuff, that syphilis 15. A worried lad from bangkok Discovered red marks on his cock Said the doctor, a cynic Get out of my clinic And wipe of the lipstick, you fuck! 16. There was a young lad called Roy Who felt more woman than boy So a trip to Bangkok To lop off his cock And now he's known as Toy 17. There once was a Tiger named Dum Who's balls produced quarts of cum His girl Vampy said While cleaning their bed If one had a cure for that I'd have some 18. There was a tall girl from Nong Khai Who started out life as a guy Though the doc was successful Things turned somewhat stressful When she sneezed and everted her kuay 19. â??Sheâ??sâ? trapped inside a he Uses a dick to take a pee Should she lick or blow? It confuses her so! Feel sorry for khunying SD 20, Her beauty evokes oohs and ahhs But Miss Bangkok is not without flaws In matters erotical Be antibiotical The clap you'll get isn't applause 21. Her hair long and skirt extra-mini The boyfriend was somewhat a ninny He yelled "You're perverted, your parts are inverted!" What used to be out was an innie 22. There once was a girl from Bangkok Who liked to get plenty of cock With credit cards to pay She charged for each lay And now its the punters in hock 23. The once was a group of old men Who wrote on a board and not with a pen Tales that would shock Expats from Bangkok Jakarta, Hanoi and Phnom Penh 24. There once was a gut named Old Hippy Whose posts could get a bit chippy When the subject was fags And not Soi 7 hags Or drinking until you are tipsy 25. There once was a chap named Obama Who some tried to link to Osama Try as they might They could not win this fight And the winner retorted â??Yo Mommaâ? [Removed duplicate entry #26 - KS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronkdoldt Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Hmmm.. #16 and #26 look suspiciously similar. Looks like Roy gets around. I mean Toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted June 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Looks like the editor screwed up. Tough to find good help these days. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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