teddy Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 She is saying to her mate, "This guy was so fucking good, I was this close to achieving my 10th orgasm but the bastard said that the Liverpool match was about to start". "What happened then", said the mate, "The bastard just withdrew his cock, whipped off the condom and came in my handbag", she replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted June 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Seriously, when are you two ladies going to get a room ? Between you, I have at least four cracked ribs and frequently snort some form of beverage out my nose when I read your crap. Keep up the good work, lads ! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Nice try Teddy but you don't fool anyone. She's obviously saying "The Scouse cnut tried to satisfy me but his todger was only this size!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 What you speak Russian now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I can lip and finger read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Forget her Teddy, she was obviously a nasty piece of work, as your todger is at least half an inch longer than she was suggesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Only when the lips are around yer cock and the fingers up yer arse. How is the old gal from the Silom Sauna by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Better ask Zob65. He posted earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Orchard Towers is still a money maker! My "friend" that owns the Country Jamboree has the bar packed about every night! and the friggin' beers are what, 15 ~ 20 Sing$...ouch! The pub across from the Country, Impana , is overly dark but loaded with young ladies, many quite stunning...many from VN, China, etc. Prices? all over the map ...I read all this info somewhere... :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khun_khon_neua Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Unfortunately I really canâ??t tell you. We spent several hours in Harryâ??s first so I was just along for the ride. Couldnâ??t even tell you what bars we were in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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