Ah, the BG email shuffle

[gobbledonk]

If you are sending your girl money, and she faithfully answers your emails, then you may not want to read on.

 

For the rest of us, its mildly amusing to sit in a Net cafe with a BG or 2. An absolute stunner is 4 or so cubicles down from me, patiently working through her emails and getting help with her English from the 'front desk' dude, who is instructing her to type 'Of course I love you, my darling' : not the slightest bit self-conscious about this despite my presence. Its surreal - no matter how many times you read about it in a thread, you assume that there would be more subtlety - at the very least, she should have the basics like that down. Thank Buddha for copy and paste.

 

Gobble, who emailed a GTG to find it was her 'Aunt' answering the emails

[bust]

I answered a few for the Farmer's Daughter once.

She wanted to get rid of a couple of guys who wouldn't leave her alone. Was quiet funny. One guy she chatted to on cam and grabbed me and thrust her tongue down my throat in front of him....the look on his face was priceless.

 

I felt a bit sorry for him afterwards but then again he was not listening to her.

[panadolsandwich]

If you are sending your girl money, and she faithfully answers your emails, then you may not want to read on.

 

For the rest of us, its mildly amusing to sit in a Net cafe with a BG or 2. An absolute stunner is 4 or so cubicles down from me, patiently working through her emails and getting help with her English from the 'front desk' dude, who is instructing her to type 'Of course I love you, my darling' : not the slightest bit self-conscious about this despite my presence. Its surreal - no matter how many times you read about it in a thread, you assume that there would be more subtlety - at the very least, she should have the basics like that down. Thank Buddha for copy and paste.

 

Gobble, who emailed a GTG to find it was her 'Aunt' answering the emails

 

You always get these 'dudes' in Thailand don't you? They seem to know everything, they are so clever, like they've graduated from fox university with a honours degree in cunning. They *wow* you with their knowledge, their very dexterousness. You have to admit it can be fairly impressive - whether you're getting a mobile unlocked in MBK, or else you are wanting to *cheat* someone, they are there - with a smile to boot!

 

This chick getting the advise, well you've just stepped into Bargirl University! You are eavesdropping on CH101 (Second semester cheating subject). By dictating to the Bargirl, the smart arse dude (the lecturer), is simultaneously teaching (and assessing) her:

 

1. English listening skills

2. English writing skills

3. Improving her English vocabulary

4. Her ability to *cheat*.

 

What's his cut of the action? Cash or honey? Do you care?

 

Chicks never seem to be impressed by any of this super knowledge, this cleverness - they seem to take it as a matter of course (ie. this is a routine lecture, from a 'lecturer', they are back in school, and no one is impressed by their teacher).

 

Of course GB, you were possibly a part of the class; a special guest? Perhaps a tacit appeal was made for a foreign 'specialist' to step into the breach? so to speak...

[gobbledonk]

The guy in question is a bit of a pain in the arse - a real showoff, and one of the loudest mofo's I've ever had the displeasure of being in a small room with. Trouble is, he knows his shit - good with the machines in the Net cafe, good at finessing his Farang boss, and good at getting a laugh from the Thais. Seems gay, and I doubt he's getting any money from the girls - its all about ego, IMO. That may be too Anglo-centric a read for a Thai, but thats the way it looked from where I was sitting.

[gobbledonk]

Part II:

 

Girl : 'how say "No send money" ?'

Farang owner: 'You mean you dont want him to send you money ?'

Girl: 'No, want him SEND MONEY !'

Farang: 'OK - you mean "No honey, please send me money !"'

 

ROFLMAO !