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The Truth About Women.

 

After analysis of interviews, personal experience and a detailed map of the female brain, Guru Jeff has come up with the following conclusions regarding women:

 

* Women think on an emotional basis rather than a logical basis; that is why they are bad decision makers and rarely are seen making multimillion dollar decisions in the corporate structure.

* Even though they lack in decision making abilities, out of the two genders, women are by far the most powerful. It has been said many times before and since, but women have half the money and everything a man wants.

* They are insanely jealous and suspicious of all men (as they should be). However, if a woman is truly in love, she is extremely loyal to her mate.â??Your boyfriend beats the living shit from you constantly, hasnâ??t fed your kids for weeks and spends all your money on his crack addiction! Why donâ??t you dump him?â?Â

 

â??Because I love him so much,â? is their standard excuse. Is she afraid that sheâ??ll find someone worse?

* The particularly vulnerable are young women who grew up without fathers and the insanely beautiful ladies that all the nice guys are afraid hit on. Why is it that some obnoxious, B.O.-laden piece of trash is seen walking around with a girl that should be a Playboy centerfold?Because nice guys ogle at her with the preconceived notion that â??she must be taken.â?Â

 

In actuality, she probably hasnâ??t been asked out in months!

 

The lack of attention she receives from being so beautiful will give her a severe self esteem problem.

 

Usually, she will fall for the first drunken biker that pays attention to her.

 

If you see a 66 year old man courting a 24 year old chickâ?? yep, she grew up without a father.

* Even though women think on an emotional basis, they are very good at messing with guysâ?? brains. Have you ever heard of a woman killing herself over a man?Women are natural psychologists and know every button to press to ruin a manâ??s self esteem, ego, career and wallet.

* Even after a woman sees a man for a few times and develops a loathing for him, she is still concerned about hurting the poor sapâ??s feelings. 95% of the time they will use one of two â??break upâ? techniques:

 

1. She will totally ignore the guy (not returning phone calls, etc.) and hope he just forgets about her. This is especially true if the woman has borrowed money or personal items and realizes that if she breaks it off, she still has to deal with him personally.

2. She will purposely become such an unbearable bitch that she hopes that the guy breaks the whole thing off himself.

 

The other 5%?

 

She will exaggerate every small personal flaw in the man and use those as the excuses as to why she has to be the one to break up with him.

 

Sometimes this technique is used when the first two fail.

 

* Women are built with an especially attractive body; not only to men but to women.

 

â??Iâ??d rather look at a naked woman than a man. Iâ??m not a lesbian, but their form is so much more beautifulâ?¦A guy is just a dude with a boner.â?Ââ??Julie, excoworker.

 

* They come in all different shapes and sizes. One part will compensate for another portionâ??s deficit. When they walk down the street, you can hear the psychic vibes telling you, â??Hey, look at me, Iâ??m a chick.â?Â

* The worst thing a man can do is confide personal details to a woman. If a man tells a woman something stupid about himself, like an unpaid parking ticket from a few years ago, he has a very good chance of ruining her preconceived notion that â??this is the perfect guy.â?ÂTalk about something stupid like your goals in life or how much money you earn.

* Colors actually mean something to women; their whole personality will change depending on the dress theyâ??re wearing or the color of room theyâ??re in.Again this goes back to their emotion-based thinking.

* Forget giving women directions! Even if they have lived in the same area for 20 years, a simple direction like, â??Go west on Pacific Coast Highway until you reach the ocean,â? is meaningless.

â??Is that a right or a left?â?Â

â??It depends on which way youâ??re coming from! Just follow the sunset!â?Â

* Women are lucky in the fact that they can have sex anytime they want. After all, when does a guy ever say â??no?â? Women are naturally preprogrammed to say â??noâ? to sexâ??itâ??s their only natural form of birth control.Chicks who are â??seekingâ? usually hang out in nondenominational churches, coffee shops, Kung Fu classes, libraries, grocery stores, the beach and especially nightclubs (you better have a roll of cash if youâ??re going to try the latter; and sheâ??ll check to see if itâ??s real).

 

However, only the truly desperate women (drug addicts, ugly chicks) will hang out in dive bars or place personal ads to get hit on. GUYS BEWARE!!!!!

* Foreign women (non-American) are increasingly starting to appeal to American Men. Everyone (male and female) in America grows up learning to be self reliant and independent. That is why most American women fail to realize that the final decision on anything should be left up to the man (the logically thinking gender).Foreign women, for the most part, grow up in a strong family environment and have always been dependent on an external means of support.They are much more compassionate, reliable, truthful and honest.

 

They are not used to making big decisions and rarely want to try.

 

The best places to mail away for foreign women are: The Philippines, Thailand, Japan, ex-Soviet block nations, Russia, Mexico and most of the South American Countries.

 

Until Scientists perfect the invention of the artificial women, it is important that both genders understand the female persuasion.

 

A lot of men donâ??t know why women act the way they do â??and, a lot of women donâ??t have a clue as to why they act they way they do! Until now! Please share this information with others.

 

We will become one step closer to World Peace!

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