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Torneyboy Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Use them again as well?....another cost saver :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Use them again as well?....another cost saver :thumbup: Do you ask for a discount? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 just give them a shake. Played Murray Downs yesterday, shot another best score, will turn pro in a year or so with luck (yeah right!). All good. Was hot got a bit of sunburn. Cooler now back in Melbourne. The GL applied some creams on my burns and I smell a bit poofy.... don't tell anyone though. Will play local tomorrow and keep you all informed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 What is the procedure in that of farting in a freezer so as to be able to take the fart out of the freezer when somebody you don't like shows up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 What you need to do is: Fart into an ice cube tray ...quickly cover with plastic wrap ... Then when an unwanted guest shows up take out the container and stick a fork into it to release your odor.... Be careful to only stick holes in the one compartment not all at once ...no need to kill the person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 It's possible to kill with a fart....who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 What's the procedure with an automatic ice dispenser from the refrigerator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 What you need to do is:Fart into an ice cube tray ...quickly cover with plastic wrap ... Then when an unwanted guest shows up take out the container and stick a fork into it to release your odor.... Be careful to only stick holes in the one compartment not all at once ...no need to kill the person Can you freeze a fart in an ice cube tray like you said, by covering the fart with plastic wrap, and once the fart is frozen, cover it with water so the fart is encased in ice? Then when the unwanted guest starts to drink a cold drink, you load the drink up with ice cubes that have encased farts.When he starts to smell a fart, you tell him it is a special drink and then lean over and using a lighter, cause the farts to light up his drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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