Bangkoktraveler Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 What? Neither of us are terrorists! ( ) Keep to the subject: this is suppose to be useless postings. We don't want to know any more information about the terrorist cell you two work from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Maybe they were the two who bombed the industrial zone near my office... I seem to remember the policed talked about a "Faustian act"... Could you please bomb (when I am not there) my new company's office? It is ugly, bad location and I don't like the new computer screens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Wasn't it called the TB act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Is it me or is it my imagination "Is toilet paper getting thinner?" I just got some more shit on my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtlifter Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Us proper, Thai-cultured farangs never think about using toilet paper. Jetstream of water and/or a plastic bowl full does the trick nicely. No more sandpaper scrubbed arse and a whole bunch cleaner. Get with it man. Get cultured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Another solution is to find a scat girlfriend... -> she can wipe your ass clean I sometimes think that some Spanish don't bother to use paper toilet and of course jetstream is something you don't find here.... or is it only their bad breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Indeed, met many farang ladies whose breath smelt like they had just eaten a big steaming turd...never felt it was a good idea to ask about it though. Suffering further precipitation frustration here...HUGE storm off to the east and a couple in the distance to the west. Bathed in unbroken sunshine here and incredible heat. I want a bloody storm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted February 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Is it me or is it my imagination "Is toilet paper getting thinner?" I just got some more shit on my hand. Toilet paper by definition has to be thin. The toilet paper is designed and manufactured to dissolve in septic systems. There are two types of septic systems. Those that are gravity fed and those that use an electrical pump system. In the pump system, if the paper is too thick, this could damage the pump or make the pump inoperable. Thicker toilet paper. This is the 2-ply toilet paper. The 2-ply toilet paper is just two individual sheets bonded together. So that each sheet will dissolve the same as single ply toilet paper. Also, is the embossed toilet paper. Still single or double ply toilet paper. The embossed provides the consumer the impression of thicker toilet paper. The thickness of the paper is still the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Also, is the embossed toilet paper. Still single or double ply toilet paper. The embossed provides the consumer the impression of thicker toilet paper. The thickness of the paper is still the same. No, I think it is actually thicker and much better for dealing with 'After-Guiness' poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtlifter Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 When I was a kid I sometimes had to use newspaper when we ran out of tissue. Bit tough on the crack. I also once used an old Ukrainian woman's towel after a shower only to find out she used it to wipe her arse.(she happened to be a live-in landlady...uni days stuff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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