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Why don't you grow your own mushrooms like I do.

 

Find an old bit of tree log' date=' drill holes in it and fill the holes with dry mushroom spores (or you can actually buy dowels which have been impregnated with mushroom mycelium)....[/quote']

Be careful you don't slip Teddy and accidentally get your cock stuck in one of these small spore holes. :wink:

 

Don't be so fecking stupid Munchie :shakehead

 

 

 

 

 

I always douse it with baby oil before I shag the tree trunk, comes out easily every time ;)

 

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Well it's going on now teddy...whilst it isn't insane lightning time, quite a few nearby strikes... satellite TV is off line due to the cloud thickness, a sign that it is reasonably potent. Lots of intense rainfall though. Not a night you want to be out and about!!!!!! I think the earlier one was more powerful, but this one isn't a slacker...

 

Just had a very close strike...yikes! The world went white briefly...

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Do you mean Preston?

 

Candyfloss wants to have a game of golf on the course at the end of my road so you could coordinate with him.

 

You can also see my next door neighbours cock when you are here

Yeah, Preston not Penrith. :doah:

 

Have you asked your neighbour or is he a naturist? Anyway I think Flossie would be more interested.

 

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