samak Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I had sex in the afternoon yesterday. Think I'll eat a sandwich. with yourself? otherwise you would share the sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 two girls = sandwich but if 3 girls is it a double sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I had sex with a girl yesterday and ate a sandwich alone today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I prefer the other sort of sandwich, even on an empty stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 2 girls is a club sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 2 girls is a club sandwich and 2 girls and a impotent guy are a veggie sandwich then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 A slander case in Thailand was once settled by a witness who said nothing at all. According to the memoirs of Justice Gerald Sparrow, a 20th century British barrister who served as a judge in Bangkok, the case involved two rival Chinese merchants. Pu Lin and Swee Ho. Pu Lin had stated sneeringly at a party that Swee Ho's new wife, Li Bua, was merely a decoration to show how rich her husband was. Swee Ho, he said, could no longer "please the ladies." Swee Ho sued for slander, claiming Li Bua was his wife in every sense - and he won his case, along with substantial damages, without a word of evidence being taken. Swee Ho's lawyer simply put the blushing bride in the witness box. She had decorative, gold-painted fingernails, to be sure, but she was also quite obviously pregnant. Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 And the story didn't say if she was pregnant thanks to her husband Excellente story though Sometimes silence is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Not quiet here now....a BIG freakin super intense storm has just steamed in....and I mean steamed in....daytime into night....visibility very poor....no real lightning to speak of, but my god, the rain...and powerful wind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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