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5C, freezing cold here in Shanghai...and I just got pickpocketed for ~500 yuan. :cussing::cussing::cussing:

 

Cheers,

SD

 

 

"Hey, you wanna see some tits?" The lady across the street yelled to me.

 

It was around 9:00 PM in a large city with very few street lights. She was alone. No othe people in sight except myself and a mate.

 

I/we was walking back to my automobile.

 

"Hey you, wanna see some big tits?" she yells again from across street and walking toward me.

 

Well, the curiosity and lack of street sense got the best of me. No drinking that night for me either.

 

I hesitate. She gets closer. Her blouse is completely unbuttoned. She rubs against me at the very moment my friend grabs me and pulls me away from her.

 

My friend askes me quite firmly: "Are you nuts?"

 

We walk away toward automobile. I reach into my pocket. All paper bills missing. I don't use a wallet.

 

I turn to go back. Now there are two very large gents standing next to this unbottoned blouse 'lady'.

 

My friend pulls me away. Don't go back he states. I didn't.

 

Yes, my one and only pick pocket.

 

She got a total of US $8.00 (that's all I had). All my money is in my right front pocket. How did she know this?

 

Lesson learned about lady with big tits on a dark night in a big city.

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