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Sometimes being useless is useful. I'm uselessly waiting for a parts shipment, and was listening to my MP-sam collection while I do some paperwork and try to program some auto forms/database front-end. Unsuccessfully, of course. I am useless.

 

George Jones came on. "

(and So Are You)." What a great bit of story-telling!

 

[color:purple]Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter

That looks like Elvis

I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar

I cleared us off a place on that one little table

that you left us

And pulled me up a big ole piece of floor

 

I pulled the head off Elvis

Filled Fred up to his pelvis

Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone

And so are you

 

'Round about 10 we all got to talking

'Bout Graceland, Bedrock and such

The conversation finally turned to women

But they said they didn't get around too much

Elvis said, "Find 'em young"

And Fred said "Old Fashioned girls are fun"

Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone

And so are you

 

Later on it finally hit me

That you wouldn't be 'a comin' home no more

'Cause this time I know you won't forgive me

Like all of them other times before

Then I broke Elvis' nose

Pouring the last drop from his toes

Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone

And so are you

Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone

And so are you

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Cheers,

SD

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What is MP sam? Is it the local version of the MP trois?

 

:neener:

 

Sorry for the car who died...he will not have to carry your ass anymore so he might feel relieved

:beer:

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I could tell you but that would be useful :clown: .

 

Cheers,

SD - sam = � = 3

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Damn you try to be useful for a useless fool like me

:beer:

 

Reminds me a girl this morning, probably one of the two-three most beautiful girls I met here in 2 years...poor girl was coughing a lot and seemed quite uncomfortable -> I noticed her eyeing me

(which is normal here as an Asian reading a French book is not common)

 

Then the damn subway stopped and an anouncement was made -> due to very bad sound quality I heard nothing (nor anyone else could have understood)-> then suddendly the girl looked me in the eyes and smiled while saying something....

 

Sadly, she certainly came from Andalucía because I understood nothing....

 

I think she was the fourth or fifth lady I met here who I would deem beautiful and who could arouse my lust -> maybe it was something nice

 

I will never know....Unfortunate as she was slim, nice legs, beautiful feet, nice hands, a lovely face, kind of Eurasian but with the direct and proud eyes of a real Spanish blood, beautiful long dark hair, small breats but nicely shapped....

 

Useless being able to speak a very good Spanish if I don't understand a countryside thick accent.

 

Missed opportunity, useless day

:beer::neener:

 

Oh forgot about the MP3: Until I sat next to her she was listening to an MP3

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I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow at noon. I like getting it cut as it gets a bit unruly the longer it gets and I feel fresh and younger when it's short. My hairdresser (Julian) is also a fairly regular visitor to LOS so we've always got plenty to natter about. :content:

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You feel younger or you look younger?

 

New English teacher in the company is a Scottish young man...great fellow.

 

My hairdressed is a Chinese lady, nice eye candy for me, absolutely lovely but already 3 children...

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You feel younger or you look younger?...

Both actually. I look younger coz when my hair is long it is more grey than brown and when it's short the grey is not so dominant. Also short hair tends to make you look younger as you get older (older guys with long hair generally look a bit daft). But it also makes me feel younger, which when you're on the wrong side of 45 is always a good thing. :thumbup:

 

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I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow at noon. I like getting it cut as it gets a bit unruly the longer it gets and I feel fresh and younger when it's short. My hairdresser (Julian) is also a fairly regular visitor to LOS so we've always got plenty to natter about. :content:

Coincidence, haircut and pedicure thursday for me.....

Just for us handsome men !

 

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