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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

My kind of study. Wish I could have been involved in it. I LOVE cats. :evil:

 

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A) Cats always land on their feet.

 

B) Buttered toast always lands butter side down.

 

Soooooo, what happens when you tie a piece of toast, butter side up, to a cat's back and throw it out the window?

 

Cheers,

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