Translation help

[radioman]

I don't read Thai but I think I want to know what the below says.

 

Would anybody care to offer a reasonable translation into English?

 

 

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สà¸?à¹?à¸?à¸?ิà¸?à¸?à¹?อ ลูà¸Âà¸?ลา à¸?ีà¹?à¹?à¸?อรà¹? 083-0663200 à¸?ะà¸?ะ

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à¹?มà¹?à¹?à¸?à¹?à¹?อาà¹?à¸?รียà¸? ลูà¸Âà¸?à¹?าà¹Âà¸?à¹?อยà¹?าà¸?à¹?à¸?

[samak]

guys, don't let this translate by your beloved wife! you will have to explain where you have this from!

[radioman]

Care to explain? It was sent to me by a friend who was sent it by someone else who had a problem not unlike that to which you refer. Would be good to know what it says so we can advise the originator accordingly.

 

Thanks.

[bibblies]

Well, I'm not that good and I started looking at it but there are too many words I don't know (what the hell is ���ว for example? My two online dictionaries don't have it).

 

The start seemed boring too so I've given up for now... I'll let a better man in a better mood take the glory!

 

I think it starts off saying "Now she/he is selling together already. Phew. The future of our Thai country looks frightening.. "

 

Actually the first sentence was probably something to do with the state of the country. Khao could mean plot or sign.

 

... that's when I got bored. Skimmed through and there seemed to be nothing about tits and arse. I need more motivation.

[khunsanuk]

Hi,

 

Try using this website: http://www.thai2english.com/

 

It's not perfect and a bit of a pain to use (you need to mouse over each word to get the translation), but it might give you an idea.

 

Sanuk!

 

[bibblies]

Hi, that's one of the two I use.

 

Neither had that word.

 

[Boo Radley]

Looks like some kind of list of rules [escort ad - thx elef lol] for a sex worker/client to follow in an establishment

eg

�ั�ว�ราว 3 �ั�ว�ม� 2500 - 3500 �า� - Short time is 3 hours for 2.5-3.5K Baht.

à¸?อà¸?วามà¸Âรุà¸?าลูà¸Âà¸?à¹?าà¸?ุà¸Âà¸?à¹?าà¸?สวมà¸?ุà¸?ยาà¸?à¸?ุà¸Âà¸?รัà¹?à¸?รวมà¸?ึà¸?ออรัลà¸?à¹?วยà¹?à¸?ืà¹?อà¹?à¸?à¹?à¸?à¸Âารรัà¸Âษาà¸?วามสะอาà¸?à¹?à¸?à¹?à¸?à¸Âารà¸?ีสำหรัà¸?à¸?à¹?อà¸?à¹?à¹Âละà¸?ัวà¸?à¹?าà¸?à¹?อà¸?รัลà¸?à¹?วย - Customer to always wear a condom for sex or oral, for hygiene purposes.

à¹?มà¹?รัà¸?à¸?ัà¸?หลัà¸? 3 à¸?ุà¹?มà¸?อà¸Âà¸?าà¸Âà¹?à¸?à¹?à¸?ริà¸Âารà¹Âà¸?à¸?à¸?à¹?าà¸?à¸?ืà¸? - No appointments to be taken after 9pm unless it's for overnight.

ส��� �ิ���อ ลูภ�ลา �ี� ��อร� 083-0663200 �ะ �ะ - Interested contact LOOK PLA on 083...

etc

[elef]

I don't read thai but IMO it looks like an escort ad...

[samak]

what the hell is ���ว for example? My two online dictionaries don't have it).

 

The start seemed boring too so I've given up for now... I'll let a better man in a better mood take the glory!

don't assume that Thais always spell right! ���ว�ม� is wrong; it should be �ว�ม� = hour(s).

 

you gave up after the first sentence when it actually started to get interesting!

 

[Old Hippie]

An add for whores!