buffalo_bill Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Thai Cherry sexy and funny girl.. - w4m - 25 (Bangkok) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-1022838411@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-06, 10:13AM ICT I will be your perfect girlfriend during your hollidays in Bangkok. Be real because I am. 08 522 51 098 Location: Bangkok Apart from that she cannot spell holidays I think a nice example of a good Thai Girl . Over to Old Hippie . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somchai888 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 On the dating sites look for women with fairly simple profiles and mindsets. Look for pictures in which they are posing wearing cowboy hats! Sure sign of rural underclass. Or just look for the Issan look. And the magic phrase in the profile: "take care." Like, "I look man who take care." Never, ever mention compensated dating. This is Thailand: never discuss unpleasant realities, even if they are obvious. Just as she will never tell you that she is with you only for the money. And goodness, don't try any of this crap with a woman with a good education and money. My suggested steps: 1. Make a profile that emphasizes how rich you are. Note that you will be drawing from the lower socioeconomic pool, so you have to be quite straightforward in your language and your hints. You can do something absolutely crass like a pic of yourself with a Mercedes (shockingly, even a C class will be plenty impressive!). 2. In the initial conversations, make some sexual hints. Say they are sexy, etc. 3. You will have to meet without any guarantee of sex. Sorry, this isn't an escort service. But take her to a decent dinner, and preferably to shopping, and next stop should be your hotel room or whatever. NOTE: do not waste your money on some super-expensive restaurant! And don't take her shopping to Emporium or Paragon! Take her to MK or similar (MK Gold if she thinks of herself as high-class), then take her shopping to Central or Robinsons. If she likes something there, buy it. But don't buy over 1-2K baht at a time. This may need adjustment depending on how old and fat you are, or what kinds of offers she is getting from other guys, how many Brandons and Nigels she has in her phone, etc. By the way, if she's the kind who's attractive to Thai guys (tall, light-skinned), the effort required on your part likely isn't worth it, because you will have to improve on local offers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Absolutely brilliant . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Absolutely brilliant . Wasn't it just. What's more I think he might just be on the money Now I've got to follow this advice and put plan K into action. Honestly I think this is probably the most real answer I've seen to the question it tells me what I need to do and how, almost explicitly. I look forward to reporting my (mis)adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somchai888 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I forgot to mention: have some excuse for her going back to your home with you. Watch a DVD you have of some American series she likes, set up the clock radio you just bought at Robinsons with her, see your collection of Russian nesting dolls, help you read something in Thai, anything along those lines. You and she both know what the real purpose of going back home is, but in Thailand, you always need plausible deniability. And please don't make the excuse something like "let's go to my room and give each other oil massages" -- don't learn your pickup skills from porn movies. On your date, and in your room, remember that her sensitivities to "romantic" gestures are rudimentary and not so evolved like those of the women "back home." She likely doesn't know anything about irony. Lines that would get a laugh or a slap from a first-world (or educated/worldly Thai) woman will be seductive magic for someone with a simple background, and will accomplish the task of obscuring the cash-for-sex reality. So you can safely use schoolboy lines like "you have beautiful eyes." Just none of that porn movie stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 "I want to fuck you when I come to Thailand" always seems to work for me. Naked photos of themselves is always a good indication. Masturbating on cam means your on to a winner. The only down side is that if you're going there imagine how many have been before you. Why complicate it with some elaborate series of deceptions. Surprisingly there are plenty of girls on these sites who are looking for fuck buddies as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somchai888 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 More thoughts come to mind (what you owe me in return is thorough trip reports of your misadventures): 1. If in the pictures online you can spot a tattoo, or very revealing clothing, it's not even going to be as difficult as my instructions make it, because she's likely a bargirl (or similar) already. 2. If she says in her profile "I not bargirl" or "I don't want your money," don't despair! A woman far from the edge of hookerdom would never feel the need to tell you she's not a hooker. This is all about plausible deniability -- reassure her that of course, she's not a hooker! Because there is no prostitution in Thailand anyway, right? The most meretricious women in Thailand are the ones who adamantly assert themselves as "not hookers." This starts to make sense if you remember that in Thailand, the biggest criminals are the police, the biggest scams are the special sales, and the biggest mendicant is... oops, the rest of this sentence is censored for you Thailand-based readers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekyboy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 how would you know if the picture of the good looker is not a fake posted by A Nigerian scammer? they are now active on the thai dating sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Shouldn't the girls include in their profile if they fuck on their first date or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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