Old Hippie Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 OH FUCK ME - IT'S HIM!!!!!!!! Now this is definitely maybe gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 OH FUCK ME - IT'S HIM!!!!!!!! Now this is definitely maybe gay. Just put him out of his misery, tell him you will or you won't. The guy had the decency to ask you without beating around the bush. Just feckin answer him you teasing cnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well, as neither one of us is gay, I suppose fucking would not be gay either...so ok sure, anything to help a buddy out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 OH has gone queer - finally succumbing to Ramone's advances! I bet your place looks GREAT now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Tastefully decorated, yes. Gay no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Handshaking is fine, a firm handshake good too, but why is it some dumbfucks feel the need to try and break your hand when they shake it? It's like they got to "be the man". Alpha male posturing or some such bullshit. Just makes me think they are a total c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Maybe I should have had more handshake options, e.g., bonecrusher, firm and limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Why I hate the gesture in general. And if forced, I tell the guys "don't crush my hand, arthritis." What really pisses me off are the assholes who won't let go of your hand trying to dare you to break lose, which usually gets them hurt. Sometimes, I even tell people "I don't shake hands." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 OH, I can teach you the "Kung Fu" handshake that will literally make the other person fall to their knees...this will rid you of the "hand holders". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 The boy likes the traditional "Gotcha nose!" gag - works every time. Remember the Japanese shaking hand man? Got to admit, if I was reunited with the old London Contingent there'd be hugs all round... and maybe the odd tongue-in-cheek kiss xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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