Possible Ride for Beach Rd Cruisin'

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This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya.

[colorwolf]

This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya.

the "ladies" on beach road will be much more impressed when you're just walking around, wearing a sweat-stained singlet (just an xl one so you can show off your hairy beer-belly), cut-off filthy jeans (no underwear please, your hairy butt-crack scores major points with the "ladies") and cast-off flip-flops.

don't forget to stay away from the shower and your razor-blade for at least a week before your assault on beach rd!!

for added star-power bring along a bottle of luke-warm cheers beer, belch and fart regularly, and introduce yourself as "heinz, ich bin ein plumber from stuttgart."

good luck! and don't forget to write us a trip report!

[ALHOLK]

This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya.

the "ladies" on beach road will be much more impressed when you're just walking around' date=' wearing a sweat-stained singlet (just an xl one so you can show off your hairy beer-belly), cut-off filthy jeans (no underwear please, your hairy butt-crack scores major points with the "ladies") and cast-off flip-flops.

don't forget to stay away from the shower and your razor-blade for at least a week before your assault on beach rd!!

for added star-power bring along a bottle of luke-warm cheers beer, belch and fart regularly, and introduce yourself as "heinz, ich bin ein plumber from stuttgart."

good luck! and don't forget to write us a trip report![/quote']

That should work fine. On the other hand it would be even better to put on a dirty white shirt and tell them you are an English teacher from Bangkok.