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Merry Christmas


Faustian

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Oh all right god damn it! You have all forced your views on me, and now, just to shut you all up, I went out and had a merry Christmas...are you all happy now?

 

First I downed a quart of egg nogg spiked with Jim Beam, then I "decked the halls" got some "trim" off a Vietnamese hooker named Twee (trimed the twee...get it?) made a really nice ethnic dinner consisting of vodka, salmon caviar (can't afford the good stuff anymore), Russian dumplings and sausage, more vodka (I was feeling ethnic) and chatted with Red Baron and a few others...so I hope you are all happy now...

 

Today's menu is rack of lamb, mint jelly, mashed potatoes, asparagus and side salad. Accompanied by more vodka and egg nogg...can't wit to see what you all force me to do for New Year's...

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