Faustian Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 I'd have said... "Why do you think I'm here? Look around you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Best Sex on the planet, you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlton68 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Carlton, Are you even allowed to post outside of the technology forum ? BB Didn't know, I just tried. My knowledge about LOS exceeds the knowledge of people who've never been there. But around you guys here I can hardly compete. So I read and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 dont let me stop you ! life is more that teckie stuff..... BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted January 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 expat, don't you think you actually gave the best answer possible? And very Thai. It avoided confrontation. And shut her up. Perhaps, but sometimes it's just plain fun to come up with stuff you could have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravelrash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Well...this did come to mind: "Hi and thanks for asking, I organize western women sex tours with virile Thai men hung like elephants that can go all night. Business is booming due to the African AIDS (their former favorite sexpat haunt) epidemic, a few more planes are due tomorrow. I have a duo that just exhausted a German Hausfrau, so could organize a second run a great discount. Come on, why else would you be in Pattaya." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 So what do you think you should have said?I think you just answered your own question. Why answer her with some snide comment? Sir' date=' I do believe the OP was asking -- how to deal with someone being snide to you. Sure, you could go the noble route, and be polite and dignified... but where is the fun in that??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.[/quote'] Maybe the question would have been better directed at you Now how does this ignore function work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evel_Penivel Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 She asked "What possibly brings you here to Pattaya?" So Gentlemen, over to you. Do you have any appropriate retorts? I come to Pattaya for the beautiful beaches, the untouched natural environment, the total lack of commercialism and the deeply cultural atmosphere. Most of all, I appreciate the serene spirituality that pervades the city. Evel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave32 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 So what do you think you should have said?I think you just answered your own question. Why answer her with some snide comment? Sir' date=' I do believe the OP was asking -- how to deal with someone being snide to you. Sure, you could go the noble route, and be polite and dignified... but where is the fun in that??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.[/quote'] Maybe the question would have been better directed at you Now how does this ignore function work! Uh huh. Now why would you go and answer me with some snide comment? The defense rests your honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 The other night after surveying the go-gos on Walking Street I went to get a schwarma at the truck on Soi Arab (or whatever it's called). A western lady was eying the truck sceptically, so I told her the schwarmas there are tasty indeed. She thanked me for the information. As we waited for our food, she said "Can I ask you a question?" I of course assented. She asked "What possibly brings you here to Pattaya?" Her question was dripping with judgment, as if Pattaya could not possibly be the place for anyone normal. My answer was automatic--I rarely encounter the western look-down-the-nose attitude anymore, so I reverted to my old defensiveness. "I work here" was my answer. "Oh." She said, as if it were now possible that I might have a semblance of normalcy. Since then, I've been racking my brain as to possible comebacks. It was a great opportunity to come back with a real zinger, yet I missed it. So Gentlemen, over to you. Do you have any appropriate retorts? Good answer! The woman comes across to me as one of those religious groups..... Did she have a wooden crate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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