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Not only does it not bother you a woman is cleaning the urinal next

The lady at Gulliver's was always doing a visual on you. Looks like she was looking for the "biggest" man!

 

 

We had some rather strange hill tribe KPs at our firebase in Vietnam. I noticed the mess sergeant always tried to keep us away from the KP shack. It wasn't until later that a cook told me why. Seems the hill tribe KPs were into giving the guys BJs and would grab a cook or the mess hall driver whenever they went there! The mess sergeant kept it quiet so the CO wouldn't find out. One hill tribe gal had a book and she measured the guys' willy, writing the size down in it. What the hell was she doing with that information? :hmmm:

 

 

 

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Not only does it not bother you a woman is cleaning the urinal next

The lady at Gulliver's was always doing a visual on you. Looks like she was looking for the "biggest" man!

 

 

We had some rather strange hill tribe KPs at our firebase in Vietnam. I noticed the mess sergeant always tried to keep us away from the KP shack. It wasn't until later that a cook told me why. Seems the hill tribe KPs were into giving the guys BJs and would grab a cook or the mess hall driver whenever they went there! The mess sergeant kept it quiet so the CO wouldn't find out. One hill tribe gal had a book and she measured the guys' willy' date=' writing the size down in it. [b'][color:red]What the hell was she doing with that information?[/color][/b] :hmmm:

 

 

 

 

Autobiography?

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You been coming here to many times when you know how many years the street sellers have been there and what they sell.

You see the little scam artists growing up and say I remember when they were young and cute kids.

Now just bolder and more ruthless.

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You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there.

Mine's like: where to eat and what to eat,what bar to go and what to drink and who to shag from which bar for that day. Biggest decision I have to make.Day in the life of Pattaya monger eee

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