shygye Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Well, what was the cost per shag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 NEVER AGAIN! Well, what was the cost per shag? It should be simple arithmetic. Assuming he kept good records - just in case the IRS 'audits' the whole relationship ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon058 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 OH, Actually I wasn't taking the piss with my earlier comments. And although I agree with some of what Lycus says, I don't share his bitterness toward women that seems to be his main motivation. Getting set up with someone here illegally was never going to work out. I think you handled it the right way. Lycus probably would have told you to promise to marry her so you could continue shagging her. Then when you had enough, simply call INS to have her deported. I think you can find the right girl for yourself without having to do anything special to win her over. Sounds like you scuba dive. Use that. If she has never done it before, even better. You take her out and teach her. An easy dive trip where you are in your element. You will naturally display the two things that all women are attracted to, confidence and enthusiasm. Plus she will associate you with an experience that was exciting and different. On your side, you are doing what you like anyway and maybe through her you can recapture those feelings you had when you were first learning to dive. JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_schist Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 i have looked through this thread at length and come to the following conclusions; 1. none of you are deserving of sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I sympathize with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 NEVER AGAIN! Well, what was the cost per shag? It should be simple arithmetic. Assuming he kept good records - just in case the IRS 'audits' the whole relationship ! I set the cost per shag around the same as if I went on a bargain hunt on CL...perhaps if I hung in longer it would be lower...or maybe not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i have looked through this thread at length and come to the following conclusions; 1. none of you are deserving of sympathy If you are looking for sympathy, try the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis. OH, Actually I wasn't taking the piss with my earlier comments. And although I agree with some of what Lycus says, I don't share his bitterness toward women that seems to be his main motivation. Getting set up with someone here illegally was never going to work out. I think you handled it the right way. Lycus probably would have told you to promise to marry her so you could continue shagging her. Then when you had enough, simply call INS to have her deported. I think you can find the right girl for yourself without having to do anything special to win her over. Sounds like you scuba dive. Use that. If she has never done it before, even better. You take her out and teach her. An easy dive trip where you are in your element. You will naturally display the two things that all women are attracted to, confidence and enthusiasm. Plus she will associate you with an experience that was exciting and different. On your side, you are doing what you like anyway and maybe through her you can recapture those feelings you had when you were first learning to dive. JJ I like Lyjes, and do agree in principle with a lot of what he says. However, I also think a lot of his stuff is just stchick. As for relationships, not really my thing I think, I was interested a bit, and mainly for the fucks. But I have yet to see where dating/relationships is ever really cheaper or less hassle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Scuba diving is expensive! Try "muff" diving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave32 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Ok An update...got a SMS from her, saying "...I am bored I don't want to work anymore, please help me..." Awesome. I like this girl. You should just get married OH. Time to man the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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