gobbledonk Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Hi All, This isnt entirely tongue-in-cheek, but if Ms CP keeps going on with this 'cant live without you' BS, I'm going to suggest that we both try the cocktail that did Heath Ledger in : if only one of us regains consciousness, problem solved. If not, what time does the tide go out in Pattaya in early March ? I tried the 'lets be friends', and it only made it worse. Ignore her ? Change my email address ? Sure, but that is nowhere near as dramatic as ending it all. Anyone else been driven to such morbid thoughts by a mere woman ? Talk is cheap, and I know I dont have the cojones to do it (sober..), but it would solve a lot of problems. Gobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtlifter Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Plenty of fish in the sea...so they say. Thought of doing myself in a few times but at the end of the day, and given time, you come to realize women just aren't worth it. Life is short so why make it any shorter. Chin up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Easy, kill her and do the jail. Less permanent and wife/gf killers don't do much jail anyway. Seriously, don't open her emails. A Viet chick stalked me for about 2 years before she gave up. No idea what she was promising or threatening for the last 18 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Tell her that life with a woman is no longer possible; that you've gone to the temple to be a monk. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Tell her you only have eyes for OH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Tell her you only like ladies with a little 'exra'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted February 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Yeah, I've tried the 'Im screwing every one of those whores you despise from Soi 4 !', but it only gets more of the 'I will always love you, no matter how cruel you are to me'. Some of the stuff is straight out of a Mills&Boon novel - she made me laugh for a long time, but the laughs are few and far between of late. Would still like to see her reaction when I suggest that we take the pills - she is continually threatening this but I think its about as palatable to a Buddhist as it is to a Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 ... so I see your year of adventure is going as planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted February 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 'year' ? If only - imagine the trouble I could get myself into in a full year .... Nah, Ms CP is only an email thorn at this stage, but the problem is that I do give a shit about her. She did bail me out of some unpleasantness in 2008, but thats another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 GD, Have you tried "tiraak, can you please send me $100, because I have no money to pay for email with you? I will pay you back in 2013; my fortune teller says 2013 will be profitable for me!" Uncanny success rate with that approach... YimSiam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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