Someone please explain this to me

[marseegun]

No sex, bummer, better luck next time.

 

I had been hoping for a 7 fucks in one day. I had trained all week for it.

 

But sadly wasn't/isn't to be.

 

1 hour to midnight and 4 is all I got.

 

6 is the best I've ever done and I really thought today I had a chance at 7.

 

I had 4 girlfriends lined up - but after the first two fucks, one at 1 am, the other at dawn, things went bad.

 

My 8am fuck I couldn't find.

 

So I tried my mid day fuck. But she was busy working.

 

So finally I got the morning fuck at mid day, the mid day fuck at 4 pm.

 

The afternoon fuck called me and called me, every time I was fucking.

 

And every time I called her she ever answered.

 

So I sit her, one fuck is a given between now and midnight.

 

But 5 in a day is just a really good day.

 

Not a record.

 

And next week I am off working again.

 

Two weeks on two weeks off sucks at times.

[Old Hippie]

"...No sex, bummer, better luck next time..."

 

 

Oh those were just the first 4, the next 12 I had sex with, and they left gifts and money as well. You and I know what it means to be a young good looking stud the chicks just go nuts for. O feel sorry for the old farts here who have to pay for it. and only go 1-2 shots a day.

[Hugh_Hoy]

"...feel sorry for the old farts here who have to pay for it. and only go 1-2 shots a day.

 

Don't feel sorry for this old fart. It's QUALITY over quantity. For instance, last night I had two beautiful Hmong girls over who stayed for 12 hours. Non-stop f-ing & sucking. Made breakfast for me this a.m.; the two are outside as I type this. One is washing my cars and the other is mowing my lawn and getting the friggin' wind-blown blossems out of my pool. I suspect they'll want to stay again tonight, but I've got two REALLY, REALLY hot ones coming over tonight. And they know how to run a vaccuum and a washing machine. I'll probably just order something from Pizza Hut. Will spare them having to do the dishes.

 

HH

 

[chuckwoww]

Sounds like the two I just got rid of. Check your wallet.

[Old Hippie]

"...feel sorry for the old farts here who have to pay for it. and only go 1-2 shots a day.

 

Don't feel sorry for this old fart. It's QUALITY over quantity. For instance' date=' last night I had two beautiful Hmong girls over who stayed for 12 hours. Non-stop f-ing & sucking. Made breakfast for me this a.m.; the two are outside as I type this. One is washing my cars and the other is mowing my lawn and getting the friggin' wind-blown blossems out of my pool. I suspect they'll want to stay again tonight, but I've got two REALLY, REALLY hot ones coming over tonight. And they know how to run a vaccuum and a washing machine. I'll probably just order something from Pizza Hut. Will spare them having to do the dishes.

 

HH

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You are letting them wash your Ferrari? The old car I hope, not the new one. I would not let anyone but a skilled detailer near the Lamborghini! Were these the 2 super models? or 2 new ones?

[gobbledonk]

Jesus, I didnt think this thread could go any further downhill - why am I surprised that it has ?

[Hugh_Hoy]

Never, never, ever underestimate the speed with which us "downhill racers" can get to what you think is the very bottom.

 

HH

[ozpharlap]

Well, just to help you out, here is the list so far (credible responses only), as follows:

 

1. Lack of understanding (of) or speaking very basic English; such as, "would you like a cola?...how long do you work here?...did you work bar before in (wherever)...short time/long time" (Hugh Hoy);

 

2. Number of other girls in the bar that the gal interacts with (Hugh Hoy);

 

3. Familiarization with bar operations...such as efficiency in fetching you a drink...cleaning up your table (Hugh Hoy);

 

4. How long it might take the gal to ask for a drink...quick to ask or shy to ask (Hugh Hoy);

 

5. Her resistance/acceptance to even casual touching or physical contact of a more aggressive nature (Hugh Hoy);

 

6. Does she initiate any physical contact with you? (Hugh Hoy);

 

7. Granny Panties (Coss);

 

8. When she sniffs kisses you instead of kissing you with her lips! (Doris Day);

 

9. You win with connect 4 (limbo);

 

10. If when you ask them how long they've been working and they get that glazed 'oh this question again' look (expat);

 

11. She shows you photos of her buffalo (Flashermac);

 

12. She has never heard of David Beckham (Flashermac);

 

13. She looks at a 6 inch willy and exclaims as her eyes open wide, "I never saw a big one before!" (Flashermac);

 

14. When you ask her if she has a Thai boyfriend and she says yes (STFORME);

 

15. If the girl is drunk after very little beer - while the more experienced are able to drink much more Tequila shots than I... (Kamui);

 

16. Does not know nothing about 'tourist' Bangkok nor places to go (restaurant, cinema, e.g.) in the vicinity of SC (Kamui);

 

17. does not know standard punter's hotels near SC (Kamui);

 

Wow, that is almost 20

[dave32]

"...No sex, bummer, better luck next time..."

 

 

Oh those were just the first 4, the next 12 I had sex with, and they left gifts and money as well. You and I know what it means to be a young good looking stud the chicks just go nuts for. O feel sorry for the old farts here who have to pay for it. and only go 1-2 shots a day.

 

I fucked the entire line-up of Tilac on Saturday, including Coyotes, wait staff, and the old massage ladies. Was feeling generous at the time, and I only charged them 1k baht a piece - as the average ST was circa 22 seconds.

 

I did however, demand that they give me 10 minutes of rest -- a grace period if you will -- before sending over Long Gun.

[shygye]

17 is a prime number.