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[color:red]Ask Bust or DS[/color]

 

For the ladyboys? -> I am not interested

:dunno:

Or

 

For the slim girls with small tits? -> I am interested

:drool:

 

 

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I am looking for a village which is know to supply girls younger than 25, slim to skinny, not too big tits, lovely face, preferably brown skin but white is fine too.

:bow:

 

Mate....you're in luck....

 

I just happen to know one and it's only an hour or so drive from Surin...

 

Now not many people know where it is....and in order to keep it secret & exclusive...we need to charge a fair and reasonable fee: (we don't want certain Religious riff raff finding the place and creating havoc... because all the girls we offer you have a genuine "certificate of virginity)

 

Bt 873,429 plus VAT gets you chauffered there in my 1972 pick up (provided, of course, we can get it started)

 

On top of that ...you get to meet 3 girls to choose from....and we guarantee that at least 2 of them actually have teeth

 

 

....But that's not all.... if you phone 1800 1800 1800 and give us your credit card details we will throw in....absolutely FREE

 

...a 6 piece saucepan set

... 12 beautiful imitation plastic Steak Knives

and a salad bowl, complete with Minnie Mouse decals

 

 

BUT WAIT...there's MORE

 

 

You will have absolutely no idea where you are....because we need to blindfold you for security reasons

 

 

So....for only Bt200K more....we will actually drive you back

 

....This is a very limited special offer...so don't delay

 

Call now...we have girls standing by....waiting to take you money......errr I mean waiting to help you

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DS where can I sign :p:drool::neener:

 

Your offer almost sounds too good to be true, maybe I should bargain a bit nope?

:neener:

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Dam your on fire today!

 

Sorry,

got a tad excited and carried away last night...lol

 

On antibiotics (no not the clap) and Doc says....no alcohol for duration..(5 days)

 

All's OK though...my friend up here is baking some of the best Choc Chip Cookies I've ever eaten

 

With the exception of the Choc Chips...they are totally "Local Ingredients"

 

Man... I had the best sleep, last night

 

Cheers DC :hippie::hippie::hippie:

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DS where can I sign :p:drool::neener:

 

Your offer almost sounds too good to be true, maybe I should bargain a bit nope?

:neener:

 

LOL....done deal...

 

P.S. forgot to tell you that as from June 10 we will be offering a special.....buy 1...get 1 free offer

 

 

Errr...sorry...just remembered you're leaving on the 9th...chai mai??

 

Cheers DC

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Yes but I am sure you can start a special '1 day' promotion of buy 1 get 2 free so that makes it a foursome nope?

:neener:

 

Note: Is it possible not to get virgins please, I really don't like virgins

:dunno::beer:

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>Note: Is it possible not to get virgins please, I really don't like virgins

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Could'nt agree more, virgins are a pain in the butt!

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Could'nt agree more, virgins are a pain in the butt!

 

That's odd..."God" told me that it was Ktoys that were a pain in the butt!

 

Virgins...were the 12 year olds that can out run their Uncles, Brothers & Father

 

 

Cheers DC

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