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Some Interesting (And Bizarre) Sanook in China (Long Report - Get a Coffee)


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Hi Guys,

 

Have just returned from China in the last week. Whilst predominantly a work trip I did find some time to engage in some sanook activity which I will outline below. :condom:

 

I travelled to a few cities, and only had time to do a bit of mongering in Shanghai, Xian and Chengdu. (None in Beijing or Chongqing - not enough time). :soccer:

 

I have had some great experiences in China before, but the language barrier does make it hard at times to explain what you want and negotiate for prices and services, so I was a little wary about heading to saunas and massage joints etc.

 

Additionally, there has been a HUGE crackdown all through main Chinese cities in the last year due to Shanghai World Expo having the world's attention focussed upon it, and consequently, many places have been closed down by locals governments etc. :spank::shakehead

 

The easiest way to outline my adventures is to report city-by-city. I hope you enjoy.

 

CHENGDU

Sichuan girls are reported by local guys to be the most beautiful in China, and also the most feisty! I have to say, the ladies I saw walking around the streets of Chengdu were a definite cut above the average! I walked around my hotel and couldn't find any mongering places. I had done some research on ISG and got the low-down on these cities, but as reported on that website, the crackdown had taken it's toll. :nono:

 

Feeling a little bit toey in the hotel room one night, I jumped on to Craigslist. There were lots of "Erotic Services" ads listed - all from the one agency I guessed, as the language was very similar through the ads. Also, the photos were very obviously fake. I picked one where a "one hour oil massage" was offered for 300 RMB. (To make it easy, let's say $1 USD/AUD = 6 RMB).

 

Within the hour the girl knocked on the hotel door and was nothing like the picture in the ad - not that I was expecting it. She had a pleasant face, but was a little bit chubby. She told me to shower and waited until I returned and then she did the same. Her English was non-existent.

Still, she giggled and smiled a lot. I could see in the mirror that a "laowei" (white foreigner) was a real novelty for her and she kept playing with my skin as if seeing white skin for the first time.

 

After about 45 minutes (the massage was pretty ordinary), she started some ball-work which actually felt pretty good. Once she saw I was turned on, she made hand-signals for fucking, blow job and handjob. The easiest thing to do was open the calculator on my phone, and her initial prices were 1000 RMB extra for fucking, 800 for BJ and 600 for a handjob. I just chuckled and pretended I wasn't interested. They soon came down, and after a while the price for a shag reached 400 RMB extra which I debated about with myself, and decided to go for it. She wasn't bad, but she wasn't good either. It was kind of like a blow up doll that moved occasionally. Still, the job was done, I paid and she left. Not really great, but ok if you're desperate and looking for some relief. :beer:

 

XIAN

Xian is one of my favourite cities in China - it's just got a great vibe about it, and the famous Terracotta Warriors are well-worth a visit. :up:

 

Anyway, I was lucky enough to be taken out by a business associate whilst here which was a real help. Being fluent in English he was keen to show me a good time, and made no secret of the fact that he liked to get out and play whenever he could.

 

After dinner with him and his wife at a local restaurant (during which time I sat there completely gobsmacked that he would even THINK about mongering when he had such a gorgously STUNNING wife!) he put her in a taxi home and took me out. :surprised:

 

Here's where the bizarre stuff begins!

He asked if I liked KTV (Karaoke) and I asked "what sort of karaoke did he have in mind?"

 

He replied with a chuckle and a glint in his eye: "We can do normal karaoke ... or .... EROTIC

karaoke!" :p

 

Needless to say I went for the erotic. We cabbed it to the karaoke place and took the lift up to the 6th floor. There was a bit of a commotion when they saw him walk in with a white guy, but a quick word from him to the manager sorted things out quickly.

 

We were taken into a large room that would hold 15 people, so lots of space for us. Then about 20 girls came in all wearing beautiful red Chinese-style Mandarin evening dresses with long slits up the sides, high black heels and immaculate hair and make-up. Oh my God... they were HOT!!! :drool:

 

He said: "You pick 3, I pick 3!"

 

3 ???? !!!!!! :yikes:

 

Ok, if you insist! (He had already told me that the evening was on him - nice guy!)

 

Being polite I let him choose the first three.

The other girls left leaving us 2 guys with 6 in the room. They brought in some beers and started the TV and automated karoke machine. They tried to coax us to sing, but my friend got them to sing instead and we pretended to be interested in that. The girls next to me were a little unsure of a white guy and looked a bit scared, but a few reassuring words from my host seemed to put them at ease.

 

I asked him if I could touch them, and his reply was "of course!" I started playing and fondling which resulted in a fit of giggles and feigned shyness - quite a turn-on from these Chinese dolls. My hands were everywhere - up the skirts, inside their bras, playing with their panties etc. Being Chinese, they weren't shaved, but still had very tight pussies just the same.

 

"Want a blowjob?" my host asked.

"Not from you!" was my reply!

"No... from them!! Go for it!!"

 

He said something to them in Chinese, and then before I knew it my pants were being undone and one girl wiped down my todger with wet-wipes and then proceeded to start a very enthusiastic blowjob whilst another licked my balls. The third one kept on singing (!) while I played with her muff. :up:

 

It felt a bit strange getting a BJ with my host next to me, but what the hell... when in Rome! (Or Xian!)

 

The girls swapped their sucking and licking and changed around which was very erotic. Pretty soon it was "SHOW TIME" and I popped a load into a warm and willing mouth. She kind of killed the moment by spitting it into a wet-wipe, but c'est la vie.

 

We finished up with a couple more beers and then left. I asked him what the damage was for all that, but he wouldn't tell me. I don't think it would have been cheap!

 

Next stop was "somewhere very different" according to my host, and he assured me that I wouldn't have been anywhere quite like it. It turns out he was 100% right - it was BIZARRE! :yikes:

 

Another cab ride found us outside a big hall. I had no idea what it might contain. We went in, and again, he needed to explain why I was there. It seemed to be about 5 minutes until they decided to let me in, and then they asked us to wait in a small room. They finally called us in and we entered the hall. There were about 30 guys in the hall and about 45 women at the time. Some were attractive, some were not, none were stunners. Some were dressed more "sluttily" than others. I asked my host was this place was.

 

He explained to me that it's a "Lights On / Light's Off" Club. There was a Chinese band playing dreary Chinese songs that sounded like they came from the Cultural Revolution in the days of Mao. They play one song, and everyone kinds of eyes each other off, (boys on one side of the room, girls on the other), a bit like a high school dance. After this one song, they then turn off the lights so it is complete darkness for one song. You cross the floor and "dance" in an erotic way with a lady from the other side of the room. Half the fun (apparently) is trying to locate someone who caught your eye previously - otherwise you end up with a random chick. It's totally impossible to see in here. Whilst the lights are off, you can grope, play with boobs, finger / diddle with the girls. (No kissing - Chinese girls don't seem to kiss the way we do). The girls will fondle you in return and the most they will do unzip your pants and give you a handjob. You need to cum before the song finishes or else you have to wait for another song. My host had explained to me that we needed to keep a stash of 20 RMB notes in our pocket (that's $3!). They will announce a warning over the loud speaker that a song is one minute from ending, so you can finish whatever iliicit assignations you are up to. Before the lights come on, you slip the 20RMB note into the girl's hand and then she scuttles off to the other side of the room. :dunno::elephant::yay:

 

Then the lights come on and the girls have magically lined themselves up against the wall again waiting for the next "no lights" song to start.

 

Then about 4 old ladies come out with mops and buckets to wipe up the cum off the floor!! I kid you not!! :surprised::footinmou

 

We stayed about 5 "light" songs and 5 "dark" songs. I didn't do a lot in here about from have a bit of a diddle, but it was a totally bizarre experience that I would never have been able to have if I wasn't with a local. Very interesting, very local and very different! :rolleyes:

 

My host then asked if we should finish the evening with a massage and sauna. This sounded like a good idea. We tried a couple of hotels, and they all wanted to charge me double for being a foreigner. (400 for locals, 800 for white guys). Yep, that's China. No amount of arguing by my host would make them budge and he said he felt embarrassed. I told him not to worry, and 800 was fine as I really wanted to treat him to a massage to thank him for the beers, karaoke, dance hall, dinner etc.

 

A bit of back-and-forth bantering ensued and he finally relented and seemed very thankful. After all, 400RMB wasn't a lot to spend in way of thanks. :thumbup:

 

We finally went into the third sauna we tried and the girls were selected for us.

 

Mine was VERY attractive and very petite. She took me into a room and took me into the shower and scrubbed me very clean.

 

Then it was on to the massage. The prices were "all inclusive" (and for 1 hour) so no negotiation necessary. The massage wasn't really going to happen, but she gave me a wonderful catbath from head-to-toe both front-and-back (this seems to be standard in Chinese saunas). She was very enthusiastic in her work, a fantastic BBBJ and then she slipped a condom on me and proceeded to mount me in one feel swoop. She had a fantastic body, great tits for a small girl, and wasn't shy about changing positions. After a while, some enthusiastic doggy style became too much and I emptied into the condom as she thrusted back. Then back into the shower and she cleaned me up thoroughly. Lovely girl. Tried to give her a tip and she refused. Actually, she looked at me like I was from Mars. (My host later told me this was not necessary nor expected). :D

 

What an evening! I thanked him profusely and cabbed it back to the hotel where I collapsed instantly into a deep sleep.

 

SHANGHAI

 

Final mongering destination was Shanghai. My host in Xian had given me a recommendation for what he said was a fantastic sauna place and no problem for foreigners to go there.

 

He wrote the name and address in Chinese for me, and the cab driver found it without any problems. It was about 20 minutes drive from The Bund area.

 

It seemed like a big place and there was a reception desk - similar to a hotel!

There was a girl behind the desk, and a sign in Chinese behind the desk. The top price was 688 RMB, and my host had told me to take this package. I conveyed that this was what I wanted.

 

Instantly there were about 5 male attendants surrounding me ushering me to another area. A couple of them actually had some basic English. They told me to strip off and put all my clothes and belongings in a locked (which I was a little worried about, but I had deliberately left my iPhone, credit cards and excess cash in the hotel safe). Anyway, they gave me the key with a rubber band which went around my wrist.

 

They took me upstairs to the fishbowl. There were about 30 girls and it was one-way glass. They were ALL dressed in different uniforms - flight attendant, student, army girl, Nazi soldier (!), geisha girl, Alice in Wonderland.... Oh my God... I'm in HEAVEN!!! :drool: :hubba: :drool::dunce::surprised:

 

I picked a totally drop-dead gorgeous "stewardess" and her jaw nearly dropped when she came out and saw that a foreigner had picked her, but she still regained her composure pretty quick.

 

I told the attendant to ask her to leave the uniform on in the room and he explained this to her.

 

She took me to the room, (which was a very nice room actually) and seemed to have gym bars on the roof. (More on this later).

 

This girl didn't have a word of English, I don't have more than 4 words of Mandarin, but we managed to have a laugh together and seemed to be able to communicate.

 

She undressed and told me to do same (which wasn't hard as I was in a gown and slippers). She took me into the attached bathroom and motioned for me to sit on a stool that seemed to be like a toilet seat on top - no centre. I was bemused but went along with it. She then scrub bed me totally and thoroughly from top to bottom. I realised what the hole in the stool was for when she proceeded to wash my cock, balls and bung-hole very VERY thoroughly. This girl knew how to wash a guy!

 

She washed herself, toweled my dry and sent me into the bed. There were mirrors on the ceiling and all four walls. A small LCD tv played Japanese porn. My friend came in and re-dressed in the stewardess uniform and heels. She looked HOT!

 

She told me to flip over on to my stomach and gave a great massage for 10 minutes or so. Then she started the cat-bath as the other girl in Xian had done, however this girl was totally amazing and left me a blithering mess. :susel:

 

She filled her mouth with ice-cubes and then proceeded to start rimming me with her freezing cold tongue. It was an amazing sensation.

After turning me over, she got a mug of hot Chinese tea and another cup of ice and proceeded to give me a fire-and-ice blow job for the next 15 minutes that could only be described as AMAZING!! :eek:

 

I wanted her really bad by now, but she wouldn't let me.

 

Having done my research prior, and thanks to my Xian host when I mentioned it to him for pointing me in the right direction, I had found out about the "Infamous Shanghai Red-Rope Massage" and it sounded incredible.

 

My "hostess" opened a drawer and pulled out a piece of red rope that was about 1.5 meters long. She made elaborate loops around the gym bars on the roof and then proceeded to entwine herself in the ropes and then give me a blow-job whilst hanging upside down!! Incredible!!!!

I have *NEVER* experienced anything like this!

Before you die, buy a ticket to Shanghai and experience this!! :bow::up::yay:

 

After about 5 minutes of this heaven, enough was enough. I motioned for her to come down to the bed, and after some initial reluctance, she let me go down on her. She wasn't shaved, but she was trimmed and tasted lovely. I'm not sure she's had someone lick her snatch before as she was really tense at first, then juiced up and appeared to cum after a few minutes work. She had a totally bemused expression on her face as if she had discovered gold in dem dar hills!!

 

It was time to fuck, so I donned a rubber and proceeded to watch myself banging this beauty in many positions before she finally let me spread my sticky stuff all over her lovely, ample, white, Chinese tits. Again, she looked bemused and proceeded to play with my cum for a couple of minutes. She then giggled and motioned me into the shower where she cleaned me up thoroughly again. :)

 

After the shower the phone in the room rang. The girl answered and then handed the phone to me. Huh? I couldn't understand what the person was saying, but then the phone was passed to another person who said: "Service ok, Sir?"

 

Luckily I was able to reply in one of the few Chinese phrases I know: "Ding ding hao!" Which means "very good!"

 

My hostess giggled and gave me an affectionate kiss on the cheek.

 

I thanked her, went downstairs, changed into my belongings, paid at the front desk (yes - you pay AFTER!) and they called a taxi to take me back to the hotel. :sleeping:

 

So there you have it. Some really interesting experiences there.

 

Thailand is great of course, but it's too easy for me to fall into the comfort zone and keep heading back there.

 

There are definitely other mongering options in Asia, and with a little work, they can be discovered and some amazing experiences be indulged in.

 

China is an interesting place. I do like it a lot. The language barrier is hard, but there are some fantastic experiences to be had there if you can sort through language and cultural barriers. It does help to have a local host and do your research online before you go.

 

Ciao for now,

Piggy.

 

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