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Cavanami, who allowed the sanctioned, head of the Russian GRU, to enter the USA recently and who did he meet with?

 

One instance was during the Obama presidency...

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Is that a nuclear button in your pocket or . . .

 

OPINION: I have never had sex with Donald Trump. No affair, no smooch, no nothing. You may find this hard to believe but never once has Trump felt overwhelmed by my beauty and started kissing me. Never once has he grabbed at my crotch. And I am realist enough at 60 to acknowledge that it's not going to happen now. Trump likes them young and taut of implant. Which is a pity because with retirement looming it would be good to have a bit of blackmail material on the President of the United States to bolster the pension.

 

But then this week two things happened to make me hope that it may yet not be too late to ease old age with a little hush money. First came Stormy Daniels. You will remember Stormy as the porn star who didn't have sex with Trump. We know she didn't because Trump said so, and because a White House spokesperson said so, and because Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, said so. So that was that.

 

But now we learn that Cohen paid Stormy $130,000 of his own money to stop her telling stories about the sex she never had with Trump. For, as Cohen pointed out, the fact that something isn't true doesn't mean that it can't hurt you.

 

And then up popped Karen McDougal, a former model for Playboy magazine. McDougal didn't have sex with Trump either. We know she didn't because Trump said so, as did yet another of those hard-working White House spokespeople.

 

It turns out that McDougal is a fantasist. During the period when she wasn't having sex with Trump she kept a diary in which she recorded details of the sex she wasn't having with him. And then, just before the presidential election, a tabloid newspaper called the National Enquirer paid her $150,000 for exclusive rights to the story of the sex she never had with Trump. Strangely, however, the National Enquirer didn't publish the story.

 

The owner of the National Enquirer is the splendidly named David Pecker. Pecker is a friend of Trump's. So it seems likely that Pecker's reasoning was the same as Cohen's — that something that didn't happen can still cause damage and that Trump needed to be protected from the made-up stories of people who didn't have sex with him.

 

Perhaps by now you will have spotted my angle. If these women can be paid off for not having had sex with Trump, why can't I? Because boy, have I got a story to tell.

 

Like Stormy I've had a long and successful career in the adult film business. You didn't know? You haven't seen my name in the credits? That's because like everyone else in the business I worked under a pseudonym created by combining the name of my first pet with the name of the street I lived in as a child. Does Rebel Wilmington ring more of a bell, perhaps? I thought so.

 

Stormy claims to have had 'textbook generic' sex with Trump. Rebel Wilmington doesn't. Rebel had the sort of sex you just couldn't make up, even though, as it happens, I am making it up. The key to sex with Trump was ego. Anything that made him feel important got him excited. Such as military parade sex.

 

For this Rebel would parade past Trump wearing only a commando belt and towing toy models of military hardware, while Trump stood naked on a dais eating Big Macs. Every time Rebel wheeled out an ICBM Trump would award himself a medal which he glued to his flesh with hamburger sauce. When the parade was over it was Rebel's job to remove the medals one by one, lick him clean, and, well, let's move on to cabinet sex.

 

Here Trump sat on a golden throne wearing a wreath of laurels like a Roman emperor while Rebel pretended to be members of his cabinet taking it in turns to praise his achievements. The more extravagant the praise the more unmistakable Trump's pleasure.

 

The climax of this game was the Pence Prostration. For this Rebel would sprawl at the president's feet wearing a snowy wig and a G-string embroidered with Biblical quotations.

 

"O Mr President," Rebel would intone, "who causeth the grass to grow and the sun to rise. It would be the greatest privilege of my life to…" but perhaps I'll keep that last detail as a bargaining chip, along with the time Trump dressed in a pair of XXOS underpants with a mock-up of the nuclear button front and centre and … oh is that the phone? Mr Cohen, Mr Pecker, how lovely to hear from you. Take me to Easy Street.

 

https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/comment/columnists/101593095/joe-bennett-is-that-a-nuclear-button-in--your-pocket-or---

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Herein Trumperbelle contradicts himself in his own tweet, these are ramblings, wot a complete moron!

 

For the slow of mind, 'gun adept teachers' are still teachers, '20% of teachers' are still teachers, ~ that's about 620,000 of them in the USA.

 

Imagine the gun fights with 620,000 armed teachers going off every time they see a nutter...

 

 

https://twitter.com/...650397002813440

 

 

 

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Actually, why don't you just give everyone in the USA a 10 pack of hand grenades? You don't have to aim them...

 

The only way to stop a bad guy with a hand grenade is for a good guy to throw a hand grenade at him...

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President Donald Trump said on Thursday he’s considering pulling federal immigration enforcement agents out of California, which declared itself a so-called sanctuary state and limits local police cooperation with U.S. authorities enforcing the president’s immigration policies.

 

“Frankly, it’s a disgrace, the sanctuary city situation,†Trump said at the White House. If the administration were to remove Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials from California, the state would be “begging†for them to come back, he said. “I’m thinking about doing it.â€

 

https://www.bloomber...from-california

 

So he's thinking about pulling the guys, who are doing his dirty work, out of California, the GDP of which is even bigger than Trump's ego...

 

If he followed through, I imagine California would say, "thank you".

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Mr Coss'

 

With all Due Respect can you Please SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Nobody Cares about your opinions Capiche?

The channels that I monitor often alert to the narratives, the MSM and Deep State will put out for the propaganda butt monkeys to spread around for distraction. And then.............along comes Coss.

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Explain to me the difference between a "sanctuary state", one that announces it will not obey any federal laws it doesn't like, and the Nullification Crisis of 1832, when South Carolina "declared that the federal Tariffs of 1828 and 1832 were unconstitutional and therefore null and void within the sovereign boundaries of the state."

 

President Andrew Jackson issued a “Proclamation to the People of South Carolina,†asserting the supremacy of the federal government and warning that “disunion by armed force is treason.†Congress passed the Force Bill, authorizing Jackson to use the military to collect tariff duties, but as a compromise reduced the duties.

 

The sanctuary states aren't willing to compromise.

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