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The Caribbean colony that brought down Scotland

 

By Allan Little

 

 

As Scotland prepares for an independence referendum I decided to look back at the late 1690s when an independent Scotland launched an ambitious but ultimately doomed plan to create a colony in what is now Panama.

 

We landed near the border with Colombia, close to where the Isthmus of Panama is at its narrowest, on a little airstrip wedged between the blue sparkle of the Caribbean and the green intensity of an impenetrable forest, and boarded a little fibreglass boat with a single outboard motor.

 

We made our way west, parallel to the coast, bouncing roughly in the surging surf, until we came to the island that is still called Caledonia.

 

"In the time of our forefathers," a village elder told us, "white people came here - Scottish and Spanish people. We liked the Scottish more than the Spanish, for the Spanish attacked us and drove us inland away from the coast and the Scots did not. But there were battles and many ships were sunk".

 

The story of the ill-fated Scots colony at Darien survives in the oral history of the Kuna Indians, who are the only people who have ever settled successfully in this inhospitable place.

 

In 1698, a fleet of five ships sailed from Leith docks near Edinburgh carrying 1,200 settlers to found a colony in Panama.

 

It was a place where the poet John Keats would later locate "stout Cortez" gazing at the Pacific for the first time, "and all his men looked at each other with a wild surmise, silent upon a peak in Darien".

 

The Scots found a large sheltered harbour with a supply of fresh water. They went ashore and built a fort they called Fort St Andrew.

 

Three centuries on, we hacked our way through the forest and found a trench they had dug to provide the fort with a defensive moat.

 

It is a wide gash, filled with sea water, cut through solid coral rock by 17th Century hands - the first canal in Panama, possibly, built by Scotsmen under a punishing tropical sky. It is pretty much all that is left of the colony they named Caledonia, and the town they called New Edinburgh.

 

For even before they made landfall, the colonists had begun to die.

 

Tropical diseases - malaria, yellow fever, something they called the bloody flux - cut them down even faster on land.

 

Somewhere beneath the tangle we hacked through, there is a Scottish cemetery with hundreds of graves. No-one has ever found it. The forest is too dense.

 

Within nine months of setting sail from Leith, on a wave of national euphoria, most of the colonists were dead. A second fleet sailed in 1699, not knowing that the colony had already been attacked and burned to the ground by the Spanish, and abandoned by its few survivors.

 

The disaster helped end Scotland's independence. For the colony had been funded by public subscription - an early example of a financial mania.

 

Public bodies, town corporations, members of parliament, landed gentry, and thousands of private citizens - sea captains and surgeons, apothecaries and ironmongers - sank their life savings into the scheme.

 

Between a quarter and a half of the available wealth of Scotland was spent, and lost.

 

And it was the role of England that was most bitterly resented.

 

Scotland, though an independent country, shared its head of state with England.

 

King William was monarch of both kingdoms. English merchants and the English parliament saw the Scottish venture as a threat to the trading monopolies they enjoyed.

 

King William issued a decree to all the English colonies from Canada to the Caribbean: there was to be no trade with the errant Scots and no assistance - not so much as a barrel of clean water was to be offered to them.

 

Few of the 3,000 Scots who went made it home. Those who did found an impoverished country which, within a decade, accepted union with England.

 

The Treaty of Union of 1707 included a clause in which the English government agreed to pay a sum of money to the Scots, to compensate the Darien investors for what they had lost.

 

The sum of money England paid to the Scots was known in the treaty as the Equivalent, or the Price of Scotland.

 

Darien still resonates, as Scotland prepares to vote on independence.

 

Pro-union Scots see in it a cautionary tale about the dangers of over-ambition. But when a nation is rethinking its future, as Scotland now is, it also looks again at its past.

 

Some now argue that the story reinforces the case for independence, for it proved that when Scotland and England place themselves under one government in London - as they were under King William - that government will, when the interests of the two countries conflict, inevitably favour the cause of the larger and more powerful partner.

 

The poet Robert Burns was scathing about the Scottish parliament that voted to accept union with England. "We're bought and sold for English gold," he wrote decades later, "such a parcel of rogues in a nation".

 

 

http://www.bbc.com/n...gazine-27405350

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Bike sex man placed on probation

 

 

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

 

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

 

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

 

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

 

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

 

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

 

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

 

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

 

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

 

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

 

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

 

He now lives in Ayr.

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7095134.stm

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"Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years."

 

One assumes that one would have to commit an offence to be an offender ?

 

Does Scotland list the varieties of machinery it is an offence to have sex with ?

 

Ironing boards? Coffee machines? Mangles?

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A plush hairdressing awards ceremony descended into chaos when police were called after a guest was headbutted and violent scenes erupted.

Event organiser Ruthanne Reid, 57, appears to headbutt a guest during the INAA Scottish Hair and Beauty Awards at the Thistle Hotel in Glasgow on Sunday.

Video footage obtained by STV also appears to show Ms Reid storm off stage towards the crowd and strike someone with her handbag.

Famous guests including The Only Way is Essex star Mark Wright and fiancé Michelle Keegan, Miss Scotland and the Lord Provost of Glasgow were in attendance.

Police were called to the event at around 11.40pm after violent scenes erupted.

Dundee salon owner Ashley Hutton, 37, who attended the £105-per-ticket event, said the event was badly organised and branded it "a shambles".

She also claimed Ms Reid was heavily under the influence of alcohol towards the end of the night when she apparently walked on stage, grabbed the microphone and screamed at the crowd.

As Ms Reid was on stage, another woman is caught on camera storming forwards before exposing her backside to Ms Reid and the audience.

Mrs Hutton said: "The whole event was an absolute shambles and everyone I know who was there are totally embarrassed by the scenes.

"This was meant to be a well organised, enjoyable event to celebrate our industry but it was the exact opposite.

"Ruthanne was very drunk and ended up screaming at everyone in the crowd for no reason. Before that even happened you would tell people were getting annoyed and agitated because of how badly organised the ceremony was.

"Then all of a sudden she stormed off stage and started swinging her bag at people and then ended up headbutting a guest. Security got involved, it was just a farce.

"Miss Scotland was there and got her crown knocked off and the Lord Provost of Glasgow was there too. The whole thing was shocking and I am totally embarrassed about it. People put a lot of time and effort into the awards and paid over £100 for a tickets, but it was just a disaster. I feel let down and so do most of the guests who I've spoken to about it."

A Police Scotland spokeswoman said: "Officers were called to the Thistle Hotel at 11.40pm on Sunday. There was no complaint made and no evidence of criminality."

http://news.stv.tv/west-central/277701-chaos-erupts-at-scottish-hair-and-beauty-awards-at-thistle-hotel/

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