shygye Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'll take a splite. Obviously this is an online test for epilepsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [color:red]‚a‚s‚rÂÂFPHROM PHONG station, walks and it is 5 minutes.ÂÂ@ANGEL MASSAGE BANGKOK [/color] ,a,s,rFPHROM PHONG station must be part of a secretive BTS extension though not too far from ANGEL MASSAGE BANGKOK as it looks . but maybe he means 5 hours . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallenda Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Looks like they have more girls than all the other massage parlors in Bangkok COMBINED. NEW LADY, COME HERE! Yes, you, new lady... look into my eyes... you are feeling sleepy... sleepy... when I count to 3 you will COME HERE, NEW LADY! http://angelbangkok.x.fc2.com/rarara.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PP Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 They probably just used Google translate to translate from Japanese to English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitney Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Their butchering of the English language has been done to perfection It is quite fun to read just how bad and how wrong someone can really screw up a website. I thought the Asian Airlines websites had some pretty funny screw ups of the English language, but this massage site is the absolute winner, no doubt about it. Is it too expensive to hire someone who knows the English language to review their website before putting it up? Damn, I would do it for free if they threw in a massage with a couple of extras thrown in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 The webdesigner of Angel Massage seems to have accepted another job at Venus massage Soi 53 and tries to pull customers inside by this message : [color:blue]Welcome to Venus Massage's WebSite!! Õœêµ ë¶„ì€ ì´쪽으로 A new massage shop opened in competitive Bangkok ! Our Shop's Concept 1.How can we employ a young cute girl? 2.How can we serve to the customer a beautiful woman? Our Girls do not have the technique to charm the Everybody,yet. However, all Girls will seriously massage. It is dependent on Everybody that the Venus Girls grows up to be Girls with non-ability to ability!! m(_ _)m[/color] Excellent approach based on a clear message. The place should be overbooked throughout the whole year including low season . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 They could have just said "We have young girls who are dumb and willing to do anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamui Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Our Girls do not have the technique to charm the Everybody,yet. However, all Girls will seriously massage. It is dependent on Everybody that the Venus Girls grows up to be Girls with non-ability to ability!! m(_ _)m[/color] Talking about honest advertizing: the girls have no skills and the customers shall teach them how to massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Dreammassage Suk 31 is also fairly optimistic about their costomers' skills as well as their own , a considerably well balanced view of things : [color:red]- you will impress with good services and many style you can choose. You will unforgettable with our services[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexi Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Surely work permit required for this....haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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