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gekko

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From The Office (the original UK series)

 

David: Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf……

 

Forklift Driver: No, he’s a midget.

 

David: What’s the difference?

 

Forklift Driver: Well, a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs and a midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion.

 

Gareth: So what’s an elf?

 

David (to forklift driver): Do you want to answer that?

 

Forklift Driver (sighing): An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they’re invisible, like fairies.

 

David: They don’t actually exist, do they? In real life?

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